^ banned for not wearing briefs during a debriefing

Banned because he was only trying to be efficient; he didn't need to be debriefed since he had already taken them off.

Banned, because the debriefing is done after landing, not before taking off.

^ banned for failing to accomplish your primary and secondary objectives before landing... so take off!

^ Banned because who promoted you to the rank of commander anyway?

Banned for accusing the commander of smelling rank.

Banned for ranking commanding smells.

Banned for commanding cranky spells.

^ banned (and dishonorably discharged) for disrespecting your commanding officer

Banned because he was the commanding officer.

^ Banned for being an officiating commander.

banned for being the most recent poster

Banned, because it turns out that the early reports were wrong, all wrong. Now for that group out there that had such a hard time getting home, sorry about that. I guess the only thing we can do is play you a song.

Banned for being a musician.

Banned for hating beauty.