Banned for sharing.

Banned for caring.

Banned for caring too much for your own account.

Banned for carving too much off of your own account.

^ banned for carving too much off of your own pumpkin

Banned because I just now ate a veggie pizza and it was ok.

Banned because you should try a margherita pizza. It's vegetarian and it tastes great.

Banned because I'll never part from my pepperoni; even the one I mentioned had fakes. (Extra cheese, beef, and chicken are also fine.)

Banned because Edward Norton should start his own anti-virus company. It would protect your computer by giving it a disillusioned schema.

Banned because i am Jack's desire to ban everyone mentioning Edward Norton.

Banned for gaining mass and turning green.

Banned for holding a black mass on the GOG forums!

^ Captain, you should be banned for allowing your vessel to be pulled toward a black mass, possibly the event horizon of a black hole. Order a full reverse before it's too late!

Banned because that's not a black hole. It's my mom's mouth trying to eat your ship.

Banned for making a lewd comment about your own mother.