Banned for using silly-string as a sex-education tool.

^ banned for imagining such a thing

Banned for trying to gaslight other users, LegoDnD saw what he saw and you shouldn't question it.

Banned for lighting a kerosene lamp. Kerosene is the same thing as jet fuel.

Banned for calling it by 2 names then, why must we make it so confusing!

Banned for having a first name, but not a last name.

^ Banned for being Fuller Malarkey.

Banned for never getting a haircut in 50,000 years.

Banned for not thinking the guy of course was busy.

Banned because it takes 4 seconds to grab a handful of hair and swing a sword through it.

Banned, because it only takes one second. It's a wig.

Banned because the Very Very Famous Legend "The Longest Wig Haircut" says that he tryed the first time 49,999 years, 364 days, 1439 minutes and 59 seconds ago, the sword is too heavy. He keeps trying from then.

^ banned because long hair and a beard is as light armor

Banned for using your long hair and beard as an excuse to not wear a proper armor simply because they're too heavy.

Also banned, for being the only person to interpret my name correctly. Congrats!

Banned for removing the helmet without checking that the head is still attached to the shoulders.