Banned, because it's the bee's wings making the "buzzing," not the knees

Banned for shooting fireworks next to the bee hives.

Banned for working with fire while shooting the hives.

Banned for getting hives because you are allergic to fire.

^ Banned, because I miss your previous username

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Banned for trying to hack his account to fix it for him.

Banned because my account is over there.

Banned, because your account is overdrawn

Banned because i am legit, i never dabbled in forgeries and no king was ever banished; permanently, at least.

Banned because you are not a real magician and you didn't use your arts, to bring back the "banished king's" would be bride.

Banned for banning two people in the same post.

Banned for trying to restrict the amount of banning people can do.

Banned because your name is heresy.

Banned, because your name is heresy, interjected by M'Account.

Banned for using linguistic gymnastics.

^ Banned, because your floor exercise was lacking key elements necessary to score well

Banned for trying to judge people's exercising and physical abilities while sitting on a cushy couch, eating crunchy potato chips and playing your favorite Lord of the Rings game.