Banned, because you cannot get tetanus without a puncture by an object that has been in contact with soil which has been in contact with equine or bovine feces and besides, I did mention the alcohol

Banned for having an apparent obsession with alcohol...

Banned, for "rubbing" it in

Banned for ignoring peroxide.

Banned for dying mid-flow and causing a whitewash...

Banned for dying mid-flow in a canoe on a waterfall.

Banned because I had hoped you'd change your forum title or at least your profile picture while I was gone. I'm utterly disappointed.

Banned because that reminds me, I should change my avatar and forum title soon. Thanks for the reminder.

Banned because I like your avatar. So there!

Banned because your avatar reminds me of Sword/Shield's abysmal state.

Banned for causing someone to step on a Lego piece and fall onto a table and the ensuing chaos.

Banned, for the harm has now been ameliorated, the table returned to its original state, and the banning has been duly rescinded

Banned for undoing all changes to the database table.

Banned for not utilizing the undo feature.

Banned, for trying to implement the undo feature so that the world would have to repeat 2020 yet again