Banned, because your dog tried to bite other forum users and has peed into several subforums.

Banned for not turning off the water faucet.

Banned for turning Light Switch 01 on, but not Light Switch 02.

Banned because light switch 02 does not work.

Banned, because "Light Switch 02" activates a Christmas light display so bright that it could blind an astronaut on the International Space Station

Banned for blinding everyone with science...

^ Banned, for causing me to think of Thomas Dolby.
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^ Banned for not bringing the collapsible trebuchet to break down the walls surrounding us.

Banned, because mention of trebuchets reminds me that Age of empires 2 isn't on Gog, and I think that's your fault.

Banned: Because, it is actually your fault. For thinking it you caused it to be so.

Banned for eating Bran X cereal in the living room

Banned for watching Food Fight.

Banned for accusing other users of eating brain cells. Such unfounded rumours might cause a panic about a zombie apocalypse.

EDIT: Banned for sneaking in right before me...I have right of way in our forum traffic!

Banned because I always have right-of-way because I never drive!

Banned, for lacking the independence that a motorcar affords