Banned, because it is what we do here (slips you a couple of "get released from ban free" cards)

Banned because by "we", it means the only eligible banning officers only.

Banned for saying "only" twice in one sentence. And what are you doing upside down?

Banned, because he's from Indonesia which is on the underside of the disc, everything is upside down there.

Banned because from his perspective, I'm the one who should be upside down.

Banned for not correcting yourself by positioning yourself upside down.

Banned, for not joining your fellow countryman, Vingry, by taking an inverted position

Banned for having a rep of 686, not 666 when I looked at it a moment ago after reading your post.

Banned for satanism and transferred to the local inquisitor for further interrogation.

Banned because I am an atheist and I do not believe in the existence of any deities and gods, no matter if good or bad, so I definitely cannot be a satanist, devil worshiper with satanic tendencies, which means that I wrote the previous post because I did not like seeing the number 8 between two sixes and visually I'd rather see three sixes. Actually, I perceive threes and nines in the same way, so I prefer to see a sequence of three threes or three nines rather than having 2, 4 or 8 between two threes or nines.

Banned for not liking sliding number puzzles on a 3x3 grid...

^ banned for being so dad-burned finicky

Banned for criticizing something that I have no control over because of Asperger Syndrome, so it's not my whim, but a real problem that I have to live with.

Banned for accusing people of criticizing you.

Banned for burning your dad.

Banned for banning two people at a time, while in this thread, as the title says, it is allowed to ban only one person above.