Banned for discriminating against those who've tragically lost an eye, and those who have parrots as pets.

Banned for not giving Polly a cracker

Banned for being a cracker who's polygamous.

Banned because brittish sailors and their navy evolved rum; pirates accepted cognac before rum became widespread and its quality amplified... Also, it was overproof and admirals gave orders for water to be mixed in; until Vice Admiral Vernon order lime juice thrown in to combat scurvy and sugar added, to make it more palatable to the crew, effectively being the first founder of the infamous Daiquiri (and not miner Cox, or Ernest Hemingway with the godawful Papa Doble)!

Banned for writing boring comments. History is bunk and we only care about gaming here.

History is a bank and a precious treasure trove! Lots of misconceptions, faux truths and needless rage, all stem from poor to zero knowledge&understanding of history and past events!

Pirates = Cognac
Brittish Sailors = Rum
Daiquiri first creator, predating both miner Cox and Hemmingway's order to Constantino Ribalaigua Vert in El floridita (Avana, Cuba) = vice-admiral Vernon
Plantations of sugarcane = S

nevermind

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Banned for not banning in the banning thread about banning!

Banned because by royal decree, i order you "Barbadosed"! Work your back off, until you produce me 10 barrels of exquisite Bajan rum!

Banned for trying to sentence other forum members to slavery.

Banned because they will be paid; in rum and sugar (that they are going to produce)!

Banned for trying to bring pirates to the Caribbean.

Banned are ye; fer i be seekin' landlubbers and workers of land, arr?!

Banned for talking like a pirate Yoda.

Banned for talking like a baby yoda.

Banned because Yoda one who started this