Banned because my local undertaker might die from the corona virus. I can tell from his coffin.

Banned, because that would provide the cemetery workers, the brothers, Doug and Phil Graves more work

I ban you for pun-names!

Banned, because what I do with Maya Freetyme is none of your concern

Banned because who dat?

I ban you for not recognizing a left hand's name when you see it.

Banned for not letting the left hand know what the right is doing.

Banned for pampering the left hand.

Banned, because a Djinn is living in your sock drawer

I ban you for being that Djinn, get out of my sock drawer!

Banned for not enslaving the djinn when you had the chance.

I ban you for supporting slavery!

Banned for supporting supporters.

Banning all previous and future posters for not being able to answer the question, "What happens when Pinocchio says, 'My nose is growing.' ?"

Banned because if he lied before he said "my nose is growing", then his nose will grow because of the lie. If he told the truth before he made that statement, then his nose will not grow.