Posted April 01, 2020
high rated
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted April 01, 2020
high rated
Banned for choosing goat dairy products over regular dairy.
Post edited April 01, 2020 by jsidhu762
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned for not eating fruit and vegetables.
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned for not eating meat and grain.
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned for not eating fish and poultry.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned, for not being a Beefeater
oldgamebuff42
Core Commander
Registered: Mar 2016
From United States
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned for public intoxication after slamming Beefeater's Gin.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
^ Banned, for playing old games in the buff
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned for not having an eye for quality; Bombay is superior by far (and has that adorable, shiny, light blue color full of clarity, that so much reminds me of my sweetie).
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned because if this is what COVID-19 is like, I wonder what will happen in the sequel, COVID-20.
ZyloxDragon
Privately Public
Registered: Nov 2012
From United States
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned because all the rage is over prequels. Expect Covid-00 next.
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned because i like crispy, fried bat wings and tasty pangolin tail soup, i 'll have seconds please; thank you very much!
Post edited April 02, 2020 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
^ Banned because bats are known carriers of Rabies
morrowslant
?
Registered: Sep 2009
From United States
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned because Cujo is outside waiting to "talk things over" right now.
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted April 02, 2020
high rated
Banned because my asthma played an April Fool's joke on me today. I had an asthma attack, and I immediately assumed I had the Corona Virus.