Banned because you never stick to facts, or bother to observe and analyze; i had quite the positive rep, even before i started abusing it upwards and others downrepping in a spamming fashion.

And banned because rep means nothing, anyway. To be precise, with new rules/moderation, a positive rep might actually be an indication of a rather unpleasant fella; probably one of those who yelped so we got moderation, in the first place.

Banned for not understanding that moderation is not a dirty word.

Banned for having made a sentence of less than 10 words.

Banned for 11 words.

Banned for 12 monkeys.

Banned for hoarding monkeys.

Banned for generating yet another virus among 103 monkeys.

Banned for making a vaccine among 104 cows.

Banned for having a cow... 105 times.

Banned for consuming enough beef in your lietime to total 105 cows or more

Banned for not continuing the count. You are now required to write "Banned" 106 times on a chalkboard.

Banned because there's a heavy metal group called Anthrax. After this situation is over, there's going to be another group called Corona Virus.

Banned for having horrible taste in music. Heavy metal needs to be banned as well.

Banned because I wish my own pets could do this.

Banned because the chihuahua was told to get Taco Bell but he ate it before he got home!