Banned for accusing Morolf of such diabolical desires

Banned for ignoring the flaming brimstone and stink of sulfur.

Banned for not enjoying fireworks.

Banned for serving firecrackers with sour cream.

Banned for serving wasabi with the corn chips instead of guacamole

Banned for... wasabi.

Banned for... mustard.

Banned for making the pronouncement of the dirty images more protruded.

Banned for releasing mustard gas in the forum.

Banned for releasing anal gas in the forum.

Banned because the GOG Dungeon Keeper, has prohibited the use of Bile Demons.

Banned for putting a, comma where it, doesn't belong.

Banned because you need to catch a breath, during a sentence; commas are required, per se.

Banned for having breathing difficulties. You should see a doctor about that...

Banned for banning instead of helping.

Banned for burdening the healthcare system, when Bradley is probably just a hypochondriac.

EDIT: Vingry is banned, because the only help for Bradley is my good advice about joining a monastery.