^ banned for thinking he has a Girlfriend

Banned for doubting my virility. I actually have several girlfriends at the same time, and they all look like supermodels.

Banned for living in a fantasy world LOL

:P

Banned for being a fantasy creature.

^ Banned for naughty fantasies

It's a Navy SEAL thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMqhnu5WpA

Banned because you didn't throw fireworks in a party for me.

Banned because it wasn't your party to begin with.

Banned for being the 22,231st post!

Banned for referring to himself in third person as "the very wise".

Banned because, all great figures, both in history and in fantasy, referred to themselves in the third person, especially while writing their own biography, or diaries of events.

Banned for referring to people with dissociative identity disorder as "great figures".

Banned because I'm sure he'll cry if he wants to, regardless.

Banned because "You Would Cry Too If It Happened To You"...

Banned for having a pitiful party.

Banned for throwing a pity-party.

Banned for lack of event planning experience.