Banned for stealing my green paint and returning it empty.

Banned for using up all the blue paint, forcing me to steal all the green paint.

Banned for argueing about paint.

banned for using all the black paint

Banned for stealing the green paint that had already been stolen to paint your hair.

Banned for everyone banning everyone else for the same reasons that they've already been banned countless times before.

Banned for exaggeration.

Banned because this is your daily non-sequitur: Mega Man X for the SNES is one of the hardest to beat video games ever made.

banned because my first Nintendo console was a DS

Banned because my first Nintendo console was the NES. I only had Super Mario Bros. (the one the came with Duck Hunt), but every so often I rented games at a local ma and pa video store.

Banned because my uncle had a NES but wouldn't let me play it. Now I have a Wii U and am happy with it.

Banned for letting your uncle use your Wii U instead of getting revenge.

Banned for wanting to get revenge on your uncle, or rather d3adb01t's uncle

Banned for banning him for getting revenge, revenge is a good thing sometimes

banned for promoting revenge