Just in case of your early demise: When Gog decides to produce a movie or TV show about your life, which actor should portray you? You can choose dead actors too, since modern CGI makes it possible.

In my case, Bud Spencer in his thirties would fit... or Russell Crowe in Unhinged LOL

Willem Dafoe

so Danny devito , okay...

Woody Harrelson or Mads Mikkelsen. Everything is automatically better when one of these champs is in any way involved.

Matthew Gray Gubler in his 20's would fit.

looks like a pezz neck lefty

Rodney Dangerfield, if I'm being honest with myself.

If we can bend spacetime continuum for this, then I guess maybe younger Paul McGann. Think more Whitnail & I than Doctor Who though. Just without all the alcohol and a roommate to blame for all the mess.

You just want a bit of ol’ Uncle Monty don’t you lad!

The guy who played Ziggy on The Wire.

Mila Kunis. I think she's actually me in another timeline.

Alternatively Henry Cavill (his doubtful wtf face is me)
Or John Barrowman.
John Malkovich would be fine too.

Paul Giamatti.

John Malkovich would be my preference :-)

(well, probably a younger version)

Damián Alcázar based on his role as Gilberto Orejuela from the Cali Cartel in Narcos Season 3. Would infinitely make my life infinitely more interesting and badass.