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amok: that's your problem right there. The Wizard is not a "he"
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SirPrimalform: where are they???
Actually, I think ze uses ze/zir pronouns and dislikes singular "they" for some reason.
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SirPrimalform: where are they???
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dtgreene: Actually, I think ze uses ze/zir pronouns and dislikes singular "they" for some reason.
where is ze???
edit: wtf? Something's broken with links on GOG...

edit2: no effin way... that's super weird!
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dtgreene: I think ze uses ze/zir pronouns and dislikes singular "they"
Meanwhile
in
the
world...

final edit: for some reason I can't post the four linked words in one single line. It'll totally mess up the text (with an unpredictable outcome), even eating half of the words.
Post edited January 24, 2018 by real.geizterfahr
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dtgreene: I think ze uses ze/zir pronouns and dislikes singular "they"
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real.geizterfahr: Meanwhile
in
the
world...
Maybe it's zir fault?
Is that with one Z or two Zs, because if that's the case, I have no loving idea what Rincewind is up to these days.
ITS BEHIND YOU!
- I wonder where that wiz has gone.
- You did love him so. You looked after him like a son.
- And he went wherever I did go.
- Is he in the cupboard?
- Yes! No!
- Wouldn’t you like to know? He was a lovely little wiz.
- And he went wherever I did go.
- He’s behind the sofa!
- Where can that wiz be?
- Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?
- He is a most elusive wiz!
- And he went wherever I did go.
- Ooooh, wizy, wizy, wizy wiz!
- A-wiz, a-wiz, a-wiz, a-wizy, ooooh.
- Ooooh, wizy, wizy, wizy wiz!
- Who went wherever I did go.
- Look up his trunk!
- Yeah, he’s hidden in his trousers!
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real.geizterfahr: edit: wtf? Something's broken with links on GOG...

edit2: no effin way... that's super weird!
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dtgreene: I think ze uses ze/zir pronouns and dislikes singular "they"
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real.geizterfahr: Meanwhile
in
the
world...

final edit: for some reason I can't post the four linked words in one single line. It'll totally mess up the text (with an unpredictable outcome), even eating half of the words.
Meanwhile in the world...


Using ZFR's method. (thanks ZFR)
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Lazarus_03: Using ZFR's method. (thanks ZFR)
That's interesting. Thank you!
The wizard is busy chasing demons, ever since the seventies.
You can only find the Wizard if you go looking for the Truth of Life.
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DubConqueror: The wizard is busy chasing demons, ever since the seventies.
Black Sabbath's was better.
There is no wizard.
There is only the spoon.
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Getcomposted: There is no wizard.
There is only the spoon.
Are you sure the wizard isn't disguising zirself as a spoon?\
I'm an ordained wizard with plenty of work experience, what seems to be the problem here?