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General discussionWhere the hell are my socks?(88 posts)(88 posts)
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Posted March 10, 2016
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Tauto: Down here we only wear thongs.
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omega64: I'm quite disturbed now.
Thanks for that.
Not a problem.
Posted March 10, 2016
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sunshinecorp: Well, where the hell are they, then?
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adaliabooks: has [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/foresthouse/Terry%20Pratchett/Hogfather/eaterofsocks.jpg]eaten them...
Speculation. This is inconclusive.
Posted March 10, 2016
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Maighstir: In the other 10% of cases, they're not in the washing machine.
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sunshinecorp: Well, where the hell are they, then?
They may be by some really weird reason in the water system of the washing machine, once my washing machine couldn't get rid of the water inside to start the spinning thing. So I took it apart and found some old socks in the water outage system.
Posted March 10, 2016
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sunshinecorp: GOG, where the hell are my socks?
On your Damned feet!
Posted March 10, 2016
I guess the underpants gnomes have diversified their operations...
Posted March 10, 2016
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sunshinecorp: Well, where the hell are they, then?
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dewtech: They may be by some really weird reason in the water system of the washing machine, once my washing machine couldn't get rid of the water inside to start the spinning thing. So I took it apart and found some old socks in the water outage system.
How can they even get there? That is a direct violation of the stability of matter. Pauli's exclusion principle and the electromagnetic repulsion of the electrons strictly forbid matter passing through matter!
Post edited March 10, 2016 by sunshinecorp
Posted March 10, 2016
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Maighstir: In the other 10% of cases, they're not in the washing machine.
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sunshinecorp: Well, where the hell are they, then?
They get teleported from the washing machine to that same remote place where all those girls end up who oddly vanish into restaurant's toilets when you try to talk to them. I presume the girls get teleported from the toilet to that same place where that huge pile of unpaired socks are.
Post edited March 10, 2016 by timppu
Posted March 10, 2016
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dewtech: They may be by some really weird reason in the water system of the washing machine, once my washing machine couldn't get rid of the water inside to start the spinning thing. So I took it apart and found some old socks in the water outage system.
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sunshinecorp: How can they even get there? That is a direct violation of the stability of matter. Pauli's exclusion principle and the electromagnetic repulsion of the electrons strictly forbid matter passing through matter!
IDK, sock gremlins who live inside the machine?
Posted March 10, 2016
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Maighstir: In the other 10% of cases, they're not in the washing machine.
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sunshinecorp: Well, where the hell are they, then?
You have tossed them over in the corner.

Your mother had to wash many strangely crusted socks back in the day.

;)
Posted March 10, 2016
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dewtech: They may be by some really weird reason in the water system of the washing machine, once my washing machine couldn't get rid of the water inside to start the spinning thing. So I took it apart and found some old socks in the water outage system.
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sunshinecorp: How can they even get there? That is a direct violation of the stability of matter. Pauli's exclusion principle and the electromagnetic repulsion of the electrons strictly forbid matter passing through matter!
There's a small gap between the spinnig part and the "door", that gap gets bigger when it rotates an sometime socks get through that gap and end up in those parts of the machine.
Posted March 10, 2016
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sunshinecorp: Well, where the hell are they, then?
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timppu: They get teleported from the washing machine to that same remote place where all those girls end up who oddly vanish into restaurant's toilets when you try to talk to them. I presume the girls get teleported from the toilet to that same place where that huge pile of unpaired socks are.
Don't be silly. Just to transmit the amount of data to rebuild a human brain elsewhere you need 2.6x1042 bits which even at 30 GHz would take 4.85x1015 years. It's impractical.
Post edited March 10, 2016 by sunshinecorp
Posted March 10, 2016
It's right there, you just moved it 2 inches to the right.
Posted March 10, 2016
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sunshinecorp: How can they even get there? That is a direct violation of the stability of matter. Pauli's exclusion principle and the electromagnetic repulsion of the electrons strictly forbid matter passing through matter!
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JinKazaragi: There's a small gap between the spinnig part and the "door", that gap gets bigger when it rotates an sometime socks get through that gap and end up in those parts of the machine.
How can a gap get bigger when it rotates? Rotation spin has to reach speeds near that of light to make any change in material size significant!
Posted March 10, 2016
Have you looked under the sofa?
Posted March 10, 2016
Found them!
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