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CARRiON.FLOWERS: Doing all of that at the same time isn't that hard. Most pornstars do that on the daily. Playing a banjo while doing all of that wouldn't be that hard either.

Call me when someone does something impressive, like plays a full game of chess while a nutsack and ass is in their face. Now that would be impressive.
Apparently some people are capable of ( successfully ) playing several chess matches simultaneously. Without looking. I doubt getting tea-bagged at the same time would change all that much.

By the way, this thread is getting weird. Well... weirder.
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CARRiON.FLOWERS:
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CharlesGrey: By the way, this thread is getting weird. Well... weirder.
In the case of this thread that can only be a good thing.
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Schnuff: You know that Aljazeera gets his money from Saudi Arabia? One of the *best* ally of the western world that also funded
the IS :P
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MaximumBunny: Yes. They're not our allies though and we'll be glad to part ways with those psychos. They just made an investment that's been paying off in dividends for them when instead they should be a crater.
Well, for not allies 35 billion US$ export (for 2013....mostly weapons) and the only one in that region without an offical hate one sight order (if you don't count Isreal) is not something to miss (don't forget the massive investments Saudis did in western countries).
Every terrorist group from the last 20 years was founded by Saudis or Iran. Heck former Mr. #1 Bin Laden was Saudi.
Considering he is the head of a worldwide cult of an ancient carpenter who was conceived by magical in vitro and eventually became the world's first zombie just before the aliens abducted him, I don't think THIS is the part that should raise anyone's eyebrows.
Post edited March 27, 2016 by Breja
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Breja: Considering he is the head of a worldwide cult of an ancient carpenter who was conceived by magical in vitro and eventually became the world's first zombie just before the aliens abducted him, I don't think THIS is the part that raise anyone's eyebrows.
It's that whole water to wine deal. That's what it's really all about.
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Breja: Considering he is the head of a worldwide cult of an ancient carpenter who was conceived by magical in vitro and eventually became the world's first zombie just before the aliens abducted him, I don't think THIS is the part that should raise anyone's eyebrows.
I just looked at your comment and I was like

http://giphy.com/gifs/carl-winslow-gif-PMxSMgegOkoM0

I think I am going to hell for doing that.
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MaximumBunny: You know that aljazeera is linked to terrorism, right? Strange to be posting articles from them. :P

But yeah, the pope is just trying to instill Jesus values into people and make Christianity look attractive to new prospects. Nothing new.
ok, i'm super not religious, and I grew up catholic, so i pretty much judge anything they do as sketchy, but honestly, i think he is just genuinely a good guy. *shrugs*
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CARRiON.FLOWERS: Doing all of that at the same time isn't that hard. Most pornstars do that on the daily. Playing a banjo while doing all of that wouldn't be that hard either.

Call me when someone does something impressive, like plays a full game of chess while a nutsack and ass is in their face. Now that would be impressive.
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CharlesGrey: Apparently some people are capable of ( successfully ) playing several chess matches simultaneously. Without looking. I doubt getting tea-bagged at the same time would change all that much.

By the way, this thread is getting weird. Well... weirder.
I think it all depends on whose tea bag it is. Edward Norton's, not a problem. 300 lb man, well now, totally different story.
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Breja: Considering he is the head of a worldwide cult of an ancient carpenter who was conceived by magical in vitro and eventually became the world's first zombie just before the aliens abducted him, I don't think THIS is the part that raise anyone's eyebrows.
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CharlesGrey: It's that whole water to wine deal. That's what it's really all about.
He just cut an artery, apparently his blood is ethanol based.
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CARRiON.FLOWERS: Doing all of that at the same time isn't that hard. Most pornstars do that on the daily. Playing a banjo while doing all of that wouldn't be that hard either.

Call me when someone does something impressive, like plays a full game of chess while a nutsack and ass is in their face. Now that would be impressive.
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tinyE: Dude, Kasparov did that all the time! You are so ignorant!
Yep Deep Blue got is name from Kasparov's porn career.
Post edited March 27, 2016 by mechmouse
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CharlesGrey: Apparently some people are capable of ( successfully ) playing several chess matches simultaneously. Without looking. I doubt getting tea-bagged at the same time would change all that much.

By the way, this thread is getting weird. Well... weirder.
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Crewdroog: I think it all depends on whose tea bag it is. Edward Norton's, not a problem. 300 lb man, well now, totally different story.
Woah, don't discriminate against "big" people! ( Besides, isn't 300 pounds "in pretty good shape", by US standards? )
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Crewdroog: I think it all depends on whose tea bag it is. Edward Norton's, not a problem. 300 lb man, well now, totally different story.
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CharlesGrey: Woah, don't discriminate against "big" people! ( Besides, isn't 300 pounds "in pretty good shape", by US standards? )
Yeah, if you're a pro wrestler!
Post edited March 27, 2016 by tinyE
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CharlesGrey: Woah, don't discriminate against "big" people! ( Besides, isn't 300 pounds "in pretty good shape", by US standards? )
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tinyE: Yeah, if you're a pro wrestler!
... You're saying not all US citizens are pro wrestlers?
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tinyE: Yeah, if you're a pro wrestler!
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CharlesGrey: ... You're saying not all US citizens are pro wrestlers?
Well, I guess some are anti wrestlers.
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Crewdroog: I think it all depends on whose tea bag it is. Edward Norton's, not a problem. 300 lb man, well now, totally different story.
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CharlesGrey: Woah, don't discriminate against "big" people! ( Besides, isn't 300 pounds "in pretty good shape", by US standards? )
touche! :)