Mine is HTC 10

I don't! :D

a smortphone

A really dumb one..

Why do we call them smartphones when all they seem to do is make us dumber? Seriously, I used to actually know things, now I just Google things.

But the more you Google, the more you know. It just seems like you know less because now you see all the information out there that you don't know and compare it to what you do know. It's a tool, just like an encyclopedia, that makes it even easier to discover new things.
Heck, even when organized writing was invented, there were people who protested against it, believing it made people stupid since everyone was taught at the time to commit things to memory. All the great epic of old were handed down as an oral tradition. While possibly true that we don't memorize as much as we used to, it's undeniable that writing has shaped us as a culture and provided a tool for humanity to learn accurately from previous generations.
You never stop learning in life no matter how intelligent you are. The smartest ones are the ones who never stop seeking.

...and that was my philosophical moment for the day. And now, for some gratuitous fart jokes!

Motorola Moto G (1st generation)

I'm a big Android user, tend to buy at least 4-5 phones a year, sell the old one and get a different one. Although I follow sites like slickdeals and jump on a good deal when they shows up.

Mainly I prefer stock Android, but I don't like what Google is doing with their new Pixel phone, which is flagship cost with below flagship hardware, and their privacy invasion has become scarier over the years, although you can't get away from it if you use a smartphone at all. Had a Nexus 6P which is the best Nexus and stock Android phone I used. Using a Note 4 now which is okay. Probably will try the LG V10 next since the new V20 is a too experience right now. Problem is LG phones lately have this permanent bootloop issue.

If I could afford it I would get the V20 right now because it gives you the most hardware features from a phone and cater to audiophiles. My second choice would probably be the HTC 10. Staying away from Samsung right now with all the issues, but iPhone 6 and 7 also explode, Apple is just better at downplaying their issues.

My dream phone would be something like the Sony Xperia Play, except with modern hardware, unfortunately it'll never happen.

and?

WAIT, why aren't you watching the Jays game?

Emulator on PC. Sometimes it works for certain apps, other times it doesn't. At least i can play some games and use some other, certain apps...

None.

iPhone 6s plus. I use my phone a lot for work so I don't have to carry a laptop around with me.

I second that! +1