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tinyE:
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Emachine9643: May I ask why the self seclusion?
It's who I am.
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fishbaits: Fuck me, people.....
Some wishes come true. And they are not pretty. Be cautious of wishing.
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fishbaits: Fuck me, people.....
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Dessimu: Some wishes come true. And they are not pretty. Be cautious of wishing.
Oh crikey, definitely need to edit that lol!
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tinyE:
Understood. May I write fan fiction based off your posts?
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Emachine9643: There's a happy one but no sad one till now. I'll begin.

I just found out Dennis Hopper died 6 years ago. Shit. Where have I been?
What? I don't remember reading that.. Damnit.
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tinyE:
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Emachine9643: Understood. May I write fan fiction based off your posts?
Sure, if you want to bore the shit out of your fans. :P
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Emachine9643: Understood. May I write fan fiction based off your posts?
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tinyE: Sure, if you want to bore the shit out of your fans. :P
Then they will be sad.....


So far in you origin story-
In my mind you were a soldier in Vietnam and one day a small child strapped with a grenade came charging towards your platoon. No one wanted to take the shot or maybe they were in shock..... but you did. On a boat back to the States because of a war injury and guilt ridden for what you've done you faced the American civilians who booed and shunned you. Something, something, something went into exile to hone your skills to.... something. Add some jokes and a side kick and I think this will be a hit.
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Emachine9643: I never imagined that you could drive always thought you stayed in the inn and family went into town for food. Weird how we imagine people to be based on their posts..
What? Didn't tinyE share his photo album with you, already?

https://aerinndis.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/gay-car.jpg

Of course he drives! And guess what...? Always in merry company, too! I almost feel like asking him nicely to let me tag along for a ride, as well!
Post edited August 03, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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That bitch stole my favorite dress!
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tinyE: That bitch stole my favorite dress!
I would say more nice things about my mom..
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tinyE: That bitch stole my favorite dress!
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Antimateria: I would say more nice things about my mom..
Oh god, sorry!

Anyway, where did she get the car? Whats the mileage on that thing?
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Antimateria: I would say more nice things about my mom..
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tinyE: Oh god, sorry!

Anyway, where did she get the car? Whats the mileage on that thing?
Hopefully she stole it from you. Nah, she doesn't drive or own a phone. I own an old phone but no car or driving skill.. it's not much of an improvement but it is something.

Edit: what made me sad? Realizing that there's still about 20 hours left when toothfairy let's me go forward in candy crush in facebook..What made me extremely sad is to play candy crush in the facebook.

Still, it is a decent and annoying way to waste few minutes and candy lives. =D
Post edited August 03, 2016 by Antimateria
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dtgreene: I think it's getting to the point where it will be time to close the Cookie Clicker browser tab.
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Emachine9643: I played a very similar game like that and reached that point myself. Not sure if your getting bored but I did.
The thing is, I actually ran out of major upgrades; there's nothing left to get that will significantly increase Cookies per Second or change gameplay.

Since people are talking about traffic, I have one:

Speed limit is 50 mph.
I am going 60 mph.
Cars are passing me, going much faster than me.
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tinyE: Sure, if you want to bore the shit out of your fans. :P
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Emachine9643: Then they will be sad.....

So far in you origin story-
In my mind you were a soldier in Vietnam and one day a small child strapped with a grenade came charging towards your platoon. No one wanted to take the shot or maybe they were in shock..... but you did. On a boat back to the States because of a war injury and guilt ridden for what you've done you faced the American civilians who booed and shunned you. Something, something, something went into exile to hone your skills to.... something. Add some jokes and a side kick and I think this will be a hit.
Dust a midget - add some jokes and a side-kick, and even my week-end shopping list could be a hit...

*strokes a contemplative evil genius beard...
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Maighstir: I wasted too many hours today on a task that was apparently completely useless.
Oh, I just did that yesterday, and the day before. And also the day before that.