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Donald Trump is honouring a previous agreement to take refugees from us that we locked up in an offshore detention centre.

Thank you to the Donald and to all Amricans for taking our unwanted, uninvited and unwashed masses.

The Donald will make Australia great again.

Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi.
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Kleetus: Donald Trump is honouring a previous agreement to take refugees from us that we locked up in an offshore detention centre.

Thank you to the Donald and to all Amricans for taking our unwanted, uninvited and unwashed masses.

The Donald will make Australia great again.

Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi.
That's why he's the man!
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tinyE: The reason he didn't include countries like Egypt, Pakistan, UAE and Saudi Arabia is because he has business interest there.
You 'd wish. Egypt's president congratulated him even before inauguration (since results) and does NATO exercises together with us right here, while openly declares he is ally and supports him.

Saudi Arabia doesn't accept refugees, even though they are "muslims" and "brothers", too and are even found giving weaponry and information to Jihadis. Saudi Arabia is very rich, though and extremely few people, if any at all, go to live permanently in other areas.

Pakistan's 90% of their immigration destination(s), is my poor home here and Great Britain, NOT your place (thankfully, British are wise and Brexit happened, phew) and Trump is a pragmatist. Everyone is responsible (or completely irresponsible) for their own home (and one day, are going to meet with corresponding consequences, regardless).

I love you, but i don't like fake news, dear. When you accuse someone, do present facts and stop talking out of your ass. No one will prevent you from using your ass however you like, not Donald, not me, but please, just stop talking out of it. Kindly requested?
Post edited January 31, 2017 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Waking up made me happy today. Last night seemed like a clearinghouse for all of the screwed-up dreams I had not been purging from my brain over the past month or so:

- shark in shallow water turns into a crocodile, comes up on shore, and I'm talking to it... telling it to be a good shark and not bite people. And then it bit someone so I grabbed a shovel and beat it over the head until it let go.

- some dream about maybe being in an FPS. I'm picking off guys and my wife comes up behind me and starts bugging me about something in a magazine (I think she was IRL asking if something was wrong since I know I said something out loud). I try to push her aside and during the distraction about 6 guys sneak around a building to get the drop on me. I swing around to take care of them and find that my gun barrel is limp like a 2" diameter wet noodle, so I'm aiming by bending the noodle around. No, it was not firing meatballs.

- some weird thing about working on a machine. One of those where a simple fix turns into a dozen people tearing into the thing and basically rebuilding it from scratch. Uh... what?
The ACLU has apparently received $24 million in donations last weekend alone.

That's apparently 600% of the amount that the ACLU normally gets per year.
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https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/59b301b395cf68aa38a05d5a7036653ebcea450cac4111247b92e9f931511f85.jpg?w=480&h=230

The last gentlethug at the right side, had the nerve, to call the people protest against their new President, riot, cause unrest and other things, that unfortunately come naturally, with those. That Nobel Peace prize must be really squirming, somewhere inside his hut. For the past mostly...
Post edited January 31, 2017 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want.

So tell me what you want, what you really really want?

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HereForTheBeer: I swing around to take care of them and find that my gun barrel is limp like a 2" diameter wet noodle, so I'm aiming by bending the noodle around.
You're in luck friend, I can decipher cryptic dreams, it's one of my many innate skills.

You are deeply troubled, your "gun barrel being limp" is a metaphor that you aren't happy with your sex life.

I'm not entirely certain of this part, but a bendy "2 inch diameter wet noodle" could mean erectile dysfunction, but as I said, I can't be certain without photos.

* If anyone else wants their dreams deciphered, post them here and I'll do my best.
Post edited January 30, 2017 by Kleetus
Just made and consumed a nice batch of smokey BBQ chicken drumsticks.

So damn chickeny and smokey.
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Kleetus: Just made and consumed a nice batch of smokey BBQ chicken drumsticks.

So damn chickeny and smokey.
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i would be happy if your not my real friends then dont add me ok i just want poeple to talk to not be mean to me
Post edited January 31, 2017 by kaylayuhos19
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kaylayuhos19: i just want poeple to talk to not be mean to me
Who's being mean to you, Kayla?
Hearing that the Boy Scouts of America have decided to accept transgender boys into their program.

Unfortunately, they still don't accept atheists, and are therefore still behind the Girl Scouts of America (who accept both atheists and transgender girls).
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dtgreene: Girl Scouts of America (who accept both atheists and transgender girls).
So I could dress up as a girl and be accepted?

I think I'd make a purdy girl.
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dtgreene: Girl Scouts of America (who accept both atheists and transgender girls).
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Kleetus: So I could dress up as a girl and be accepted?

I think I'd make a purdy girl.
You'll probably be one of those creep perv like the fat hairy dude that dresses like Sailormoon at cosplays or a Chris/Christine Chan.
Post edited January 31, 2017 by eksasol
I probably have discovered a new tomato cultivar.

These Solar Flare were supposed to be a 7ft tall midsize beefsteak. But one of the seed I grew is a short dwarf plant with almost cherry size fruits. I will have to regrow the seeds from it and see if I get the same result.

If the traits remains stable, then I will name it Dwarf Solar Flare Cherry.
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