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Posted October 03, 2016
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DampSquib: New mouse, Rog Gladius
Have you named it yet, I name all my meeces?

I would call it either GLaDOS or Maximus.
Posted October 03, 2016
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I prevented a young purse-snatcher from stealing from a unsuspecting passenger twice riding the same bus. I was off duty and i didn't arrest him, poor sob seemed like a deadbeat drug user or some kind of neurotic street-trash (misty eyes, trance-gaze, etc). Poor victim was talking on his mobile so he didn't listen to me shouting at him (he had his bag opened and partially lifted) and everyone around seemed to be lost in their own thoughts, as if in another dimension, looking towards nowhere! Anyway, since i stopped him only with an angry glare (he got off next stop, almost running) and prevented a second theft, that was good and all, enough already. I don't do arrests because they are not obligatory and risk aside, there is no extra reward, heh heh... "I am not more royal than the king himself", as a local saying goes!

Hsi-men-jutsu and saiminjutsu just might be real, after all! Overpowering someone, skipping fight, only with glaring, lol!
You a coppa?
Posted October 03, 2016
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DampSquib: New mouse, Rog Gladius
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Kleetus: Have you named it yet, I name all my meeces?

I would call it either GLaDOS or Maximus.
lol, no not yet, but Maximus is suitable enough... Maximus Decimus Meridius full name :P
Posted October 04, 2016
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DampSquib: Maximus Decimus Meridius full name
I would call him Maximus Tailless Meeces Gladius.
Posted October 04, 2016
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DampSquib: Maximus Decimus Meridius full name
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Kleetus: I would call him Maximus Tailless Meeces Gladius.
Why not,Maximus Tinyess Balless Wonderess?
Posted October 04, 2016
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: i didn't arrest him
Wait...you're saying you're a police officer?
God help us.
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DampSquib: That doesn't feel like your hand is trying to hump a tortoise.
I'm vaguely curious as to how you know what this feels like.
Curious, and worried.
Post edited October 04, 2016 by zeogold
Posted October 04, 2016
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: i didn't arrest him
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zeogold: Wait...you're saying you're a police officer?
God help us.
wait,you are too slow with that one.
Posted October 04, 2016
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zeogold: I'm vaguely curious as to how you know what this feels like.
Curious, and worried.
Umm, trying to pick them up, so nowt weird, best analogy i could think of tbh.
Posted October 04, 2016
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zeogold: I'm vaguely curious as to how you know what this feels like.
Curious, and worried.
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DampSquib: Umm, trying to pick them up, so nowt weird, best analogy i could think of tbh.
...I'm having a hard time visualizing this, and I'm somewhat glad about that.
Posted October 04, 2016
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zeogold: ...I'm having a hard time visualizing this, and I'm somewhat glad about that.
They say "a picture says a thousand words". :)
Posted October 04, 2016
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skeletonbow: They say "a picture says a thousand words".
Confucius say, man with hand on tortoise is feeling cocky.
Posted October 04, 2016
Mother-in-law is in town for a bit. Figured I would make carnitas since we haven't had that in a while. Had my mom over, too, just because. While snarfing down great grub, found out that neither of them had seen The Princess Bride. What the... well, we remedied that problem after dinner.

Mom hasn't seen a whole bunch of must-see movies so I think we're going to try to correct that over the upcoming winter.
Posted October 04, 2016
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zeogold: Wait...you're saying you're a police officer?
God help us.
Nope. As i said, "i don't do arrests", "they are not obligatory". Had i been a coppa, i should have done arrests and they would have been obligatory. Coppas are brothers, but i am no coppa, son.

And god cannot help you. Coppas here are the personal house servants of corrupt politicians and imported scumfugees, they are not "allowed to work" as they should. Ask god for help for your own, trigger happy coppas who shoot anything moving in dark colors, instead. Had i been a cop, i would be a saint, compared to your murderers with state license, son! :D
Posted October 04, 2016
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zeogold: Wait...you're saying you're a police officer?
God help us.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Nope. As i said, "i don't do arrests",
I think you're a Village People impersonator, the police officer one.

Macho, macho, man. I want to be, a macho man.
Posted October 04, 2016
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HereForTheBeer: Mother-in-law is in town for a bit. Figured I would make carnitas since we haven't had that in a while. Had my mom over, too, just because. While snarfing down great grub, found out that neither of them had seen The Princess Bride. What the... well, we remedied that problem after dinner.

Mom hasn't seen a whole bunch of must-see movies so I think we're going to try to correct that over the upcoming winter.
Low T levels detected. Please remedy with a combination of alcohol, porn, and violent video games. Refer to manual for any assistance.
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