Posted June 15, 2016
Emob78: Stolen Star Wars footage. Stock footage of wars and space rocket launches. Random John Williams tunes. And of course, people fighting rocks and skeleton monsters. Yep, this is Star Wars all right. Can't believe how much this is Star Wars.
One thing I couldn't figure out is during the intro they explained how the Earth was destroyed long ago and broken into pieces which the heroes have to use to enhance their 'magic powers', but the villain spends the entire film wanting to destroy the Earth. Wasn't it already destroyed? Why would the Skeletor breakfast cereal villain need to destroy a planet that was already... ah fuck it. It's a micro budget Turkish Star Wars ripoff. Don't think about it.
This forum desperately needs a bad movie thread.
ScotchMonkey: Remember the scene from "On Her Majesties Secret Service" where Telly Savalas (Blofeld) is being chased in a bobsled? One thing I couldn't figure out is during the intro they explained how the Earth was destroyed long ago and broken into pieces which the heroes have to use to enhance their 'magic powers', but the villain spends the entire film wanting to destroy the Earth. Wasn't it already destroyed? Why would the Skeletor breakfast cereal villain need to destroy a planet that was already... ah fuck it. It's a micro budget Turkish Star Wars ripoff. Don't think about it.
This forum desperately needs a bad movie thread.
The dude in the opening looks exactly like him, even the helmet.
BTW if you like this then seek out "Turkish Star Wars".