Switched on the air conditioning units.
No more broiling at 35 celsius when I get home.

Having a lot of free time at work, so I have time to read things.

Early retirement, thank you Centrelink and Australian taxpayers for my subsidised transport and electricity, free medical, and free parking.

Centrelink, makes every day a Friday.

Proud of my new forum avatar. (Mouse over the old one to see it.)

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My inner instincts are ecstatic; i smell chaos, turbulence, unrest... The left wing "burglars" took extra measures to rob and fleece everyone, even their previous voters and supporters, while using bad manners during speeches and unparalleled audacity, to sow discord among the castes, blame one for the woes of the other, try to polarize sheeple and even openly legalize illegal activities, such as organized tax evasion through off-shore companies, while declaring they "smite corruption"! At long last, left wing's mask has broken irreversibly and everyone can see what opportunist, amoral, thuggish cretins, robbers and thieves, they actually are!

I can't wait for events to unfold. Something tells me all my wishes will be ultimately granted! The omens are good, the atmosphere is heavy and storms are brewing everywhere, on any level, from political, to ideological, to economical, to societal, to all rotten layers of this hypocritic hellhole, this parody of a society, which buries kin and/or innocent people alive, while allowing all sort of crooks be made for life! I can't wait to sow my fair share of the bitter harvest...

You forgot to mention reduced Water rates and Land rates and free parking is bullshit (folks).

Not land rates, water and council are subsidised.

And I get all-day free parking at Westfield, and at metered council parking.

Basically, life is great, the only thing that shits me is that I want a Medicare card for Jake so he can get free vet care.

Cost me $350 last time, the government should be paying that.

Council rates,Land rates are the same thing....Dah!
The last time I parked in Westfields it took me 4 hours to figure out which level it was hidden on.Never again,stuff Westfields.

They are not, everyone who owns land pays council rates.

Land rates are for properties other than your primary residence.

Westfield is awesome, I love to see suckers having to pay for parking, charged hourly.

Meanwhile, I can park all day for free in a reserved parking space.

Thank you, Australia, I love you.

Do bee, a good bee,

Don't bee, a bad bee.

But I love beeing a bad bee and I think you are a nice bee.Bee my bro?
Miss Dee will come in here soon and correct your bee grammer.

What made me happy was finding out that the laundry list of symptoms my wife was manifesting was just a reaction to medication and not some weird cancer or something. She's in some very severe discomfort though, but at least we know it will pass.

"BBQ Pit Wars" marathon on TV today.

I must be getting old because at this point, watching people slow cook ribs is WAY MORE of a turn on to me than porno. :P



Oh god, he's laying down bacon strips! Oh yeah baby! Oh yeah, just like that!

I captured Mike!! Bastard is expensive to hire though. $11000 a day, which is what many mercs charge for a whole week, and some for two weeks.