That was so profound, Deepak Chopra, mind if I call you Deep for short?

El Kleetus Gringo.

Call me whatever you want. I'm an American. All our names mean SHIT.

I'd love to visit the US, you guys have the best roadside diners and titty bars.

That and California Super Skunk.

You're Australian. Come over here with a camera crew and be sure to wear lots of khaki clothing. Americans will just follow you around and throw money at you. You'll leave the country with a million dollars and a television show.

Today ? nothing happend that made me really happy, the little i news i accidently read online was bad news like we are having for the last 2 years now ... only trouble and other bad things that happen every day.

Usually a release of a really good old game makes me happy, but the last few days i havent been happy ... only a bit sad
If i had to say something thad amde me happy today: then i would say, it made me happy to see i woke up this morning :D cause you never know when shit hits the fan in your area.

pizza! now maybe some videogames!

Today was commencement. It's wonderful to see the culmination of hard work and effort. It's even more rewarding when you witness students that you have taught achieve their goals. A fantastic day.

Ice cream ^_^

Got a little 7 inch display to use with my Raspberry Pi 2, and have managed to get it to work.

I finally made my FNV character reach 0 points of karma. It's been tough and I didn't want to reset my karma via console commands.

I just masturbated this morning, that made me happy today.

Oh,so your married then.

Getting employee of the month at my job, and my copy of Jefferson Airplane's Surrealistic Pillow came in the mail as well.

What about Kleetus's married?

(You do realize that your sentence is missing a verb; "your" is a possessive and hence acts like an adjective, "married" is another adjective, and "then" is clearly not a noun?)