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HereForTheBeer: Then you're presented with the problem my wife had yesterday - lost her cell phone INSIDE her purse. it's a small-ish purse, apparently imbued with some of the magics of a Bag of Holding.
That's common to all purses, I believe, though it's not special, it's just a feature of bags in general, and purses are large enough to get that.
Some purses have pockets that are just big enough to fit a cell phone. In fact, when buying a purse or other bag (like a backpack), getting one with plenty of pockets is a good way to keep things organized so you can find what you need when you need it.
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Crewdroog: I got a call from my boss on my day off, totally thought it was gonna be him asking me to come in. Nope, it was to let me know I was going to be the new head of my department effective immediately. Woo-hoo!
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Great news! Congrats!

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HereForTheBeer: Then you're presented with the problem my wife had yesterday - lost her cell phone INSIDE her purse. it's a small-ish purse, apparently imbued with some of the magics of a Bag of Holding.
Women's purses and handbags are actually rifts in the space-time-continuum, didn't you know? They can hold a lot more than the outer shape would suggest and sometimes stuff from way past suddenly appears in them.
Post edited January 31, 2016 by toxicTom
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HereForTheBeer: Then you're presented with the problem my wife had yesterday - lost her cell phone INSIDE her purse. it's a small-ish purse, apparently imbued with some of the magics of a Bag of Holding.
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toxicTom: Women's purses and handbags are actually rifts in the space-time-continuum, didn't you know? They can hold a lot more than the outer shape would suggest and sometimes stuff from way past suddenly appears in them.
I'm a believer. "Can you grab my keys?" Sure. Dig dig dig, nothing. Shake shake shake, nothing.

Probably has some weird tie-in with the the sock-eating clothes dryer.
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HereForTheBeer: I'm a believer. "Can you grab my keys?" Sure. Dig dig dig, nothing. Shake shake shake, nothing.

Probably has some weird tie-in with the the sock-eating clothes dryer.
And the wormholes to the planet of ballpoint pens...
Zeogold made me happy by making me laugh harder the I have in forever and by letting me share my creative oddness and try to stump him.
Cecil made me happy by giving me a puzzle, sharing his creative oddness, and giving me a lovely, puzzly gift.
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zeogold: Cecil made me happy by giving me a puzzle, sharing his creative oddness, and giving me a lovely, puzzly gift.
Your welcome the pleasure was all mine.
Well this just made me laugh myself silly. Does that count?
I rediscovered the merits of windows 95 and that chronological era's gaming, at least resolution screen wise... Darksiders 2 Deathinitive Edition works properly without bugs, ONLY in... 640x480... What a great, HD, Remake! Blast to the past!
The power not going off for 4 hours.
I had a visit from 'the shrffifs arecalling' BBC TV, didn't open the door, I'm 16K in debt with service charges. I did offer to sell my flat, but the parasite man agent wants to make fun of me. we'll see, hes a c**t

sick of these parasites
I learned a new word: Craton
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justanoldgamer: I learned a new word: Craton
Those are good! I always have a few on my salad. :P
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justanoldgamer: I learned a new word: Craton
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tinyE: Those are good! I always have a few on my salad. :P
According to the documentary I just watched, the condition at the bottom of cratons are excellent to create diamonds. Damn, I always order my salad without them!