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Posted December 15, 2015
My niece told me you can let Mama Murphy from Fallout 4 OD if you give her enough chems. That brought a smile on my face.
Posted December 15, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Strangest thing ever that happened for me and witnessed throughout my life, she didn't let me to... KISS her...
Haven't you seen Pretty Woman? From that I learned that escorts don't want to kiss on the lips, as it is a sign of love or some such shit.

BTW, this wasn't the same dwarf lady which was going to beat you to pulp with her kickboxing skills?
Post edited December 15, 2015 by timppu
Posted December 15, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7:
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timppu: From that I learned that escorts don't want to kiss on the lips,
In his case neither do sisters.
Posted December 15, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Strangest thing ever that happened for me and witnessed throughout my life, she didn't let me to... KISS her...
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timppu: Haven't you seen Pretty Woman? From that I learned that escorts don't want to kiss on the lips, as it is a sign of love or some such shit.

BTW, this wasn't the same dwarf lady which was going to beat you to pulp with her kickboxing skills?
Nope, the stocky, short, ugly ex that now makes a joke of herself into a kickboxing school, actually did enjoy a deep french kiss with me holding her vaginal fluids in my mouth. And she both liked and initiated mouth to mouth regularly, herself even, when we had been together, in 2012. Today's girl though didn't allow me to kiss her, not even a peck on the lips. Too bad, sharing vaginal leaking/ejaculating fluids with mouth to mouth is a very spiritually empowering technique and a secret religious practice of the left hand paths i picked up, some time ago. I was hoping to share it with her, plus it tasted really nice (like a fruit juice mixed with honey).
Post edited December 15, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted December 15, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: mouth to mouth is a very spiritually empowering technique and a secret religious practice of the left hand paths i picked up, some time ago.
Well, it isn't very secret anymore, is it? Now the whole world knows, or at least the GOG part of it.

You use fancy words to just say you switched your masturbation hand. "Left hand paths I picked up some time ago", pffft. Hey, I picked my nose with my pinkie finger, but that doesn't make me the head of The Secret Order of The Pinkie Church.
Posted December 15, 2015
The GOG forum sometimes, Jesus. If that [url=http://www.gog.com/forum/general/what_made_you_happy_today/post2525]above would at least be trolling...
Post edited December 15, 2015 by chevkoch
Posted December 16, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: mouth to mouth is a very spiritually empowering technique and a secret religious practice of the left hand paths i picked up, some time ago.
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timppu: 1) Well, it isn't very secret anymore, is it? Now the whole world knows, or at least the GOG part of it.

2) You use fancy words to just say you switched your masturbation hand. "Left hand paths I picked up some time ago", pffft. Hey, I picked my nose with my pinkie finger, but that doesn't make me the head of The Secret Order of The Pinkie Church.
1) That is the plan. Now we are living in the Aquarius Age, spiritualism and occultism rules. It's only natural to spread secrets, isn't it?

2) Well, if that makes you feel a bit easier, by all means, please do believe that. I didn't post that to brag. Bragging is not even in the least of my concerns, let alone priorities.

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chevkoch: The GOG forum sometimes, Jesus. If that [url=http://www.gog.com/forum/general/what_made_you_happy_today/post2525]above would at least be trolling...
Why would i? First of all, i even reveal the secret G-spot which is a very real, existing part (if you doubt me, just follow my advice and you will find it, easily,too). Then i present the connectivity between certain sexual acts, with the hidden, spiritual/religious aspects they have in certain dogmas and the philosophy behind. And last but not least, if you believe i am trolling, just by all means do so, if that makes you feel at ease i am happy and content with that!
Posted December 16, 2015
Bradley, when your mother was pregnant with you, did she drink a lot?
Posted December 16, 2015
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tinyE: Bradley, when your mother was pregnant with you, did she drink a lot?
XD
Posted December 16, 2015
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tinyE: Bradley, when your mother was pregnant with you, did she drink a lot?
Not all mothers are exact duplicates of yours, hon! Stop imposing that presumption on strangers. And thankfully; I would hate to be born of unidentified gender like... cough! If you don't like female function, anatomy and fluids, no one forced you to read my post!
Post edited December 16, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted December 16, 2015
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tinyE: Bradley, when your mother was pregnant with you, did she drink a lot?
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Not all mothers are exact duplicates of yours, hon! Stop imposing that presumption on strangers. And thankfully; I would hate to be born of unidentified gender like... cough!
Xel.naga thought it was funny. :D

If I only made one person laugh, it was well worth it!
Posted December 16, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Not all mothers are exact duplicates of yours, hon! Stop imposing that presumption on strangers. And thankfully; I would hate to be born of unidentified gender like... cough!
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tinyE: Xel.naga thought it was funny. :D

If I only made one person laugh, it was well worth it!
You will always be my sweet, funny girl, E. But i won't bang you. Your down there must be the genuine thing, before i even consider it.
Post edited December 16, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted December 16, 2015
Chill out ladies, you're both pretty! :D
Posted December 16, 2015
An unexpected freebie here on GOG! One of the Worms games I haven't played before.
Posted December 16, 2015
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roflbobby: An unexpected freebie here on GOG! One of the Worms games I haven't played before.
No Worms Armageddon made me sad though. :(
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