The 2 Minute Hate in the morning is my personal favorite. I find it drags my mind quickly out of the uncontrolled and frighteningly private sleep-mind and into the cold bright public mind of truth, justice, love, and, of course, hate.

How is shaving a time-waster? If you don't want hair on your face, you shave. If you're doing something with your time and you get what you want out of it, I don't see how it can be a waste.

But anyway, what I hate is turning the kitchen or bathroom faucet on and waiting for the water to get hot. Now that's a waste, of both water and my time.

There's a thousand other things to do than standing in front of a mirror trying to
shave in thirty seconds without slitting my throat.

For me, being called a name I do not wish to be called. Or in general, being referred to in a way I do not wish to be referred.

Also, people making default assumptions about other people (i. e. assuming that an arbitrary poster is a white cishet Christian male, when that isn't always the case.

Also, getting a 404 error when trying to post (or reply to this topic) when using Chromium (just happened).

30 seconds? You could wake up earlier. :-)

That's weird, my biggest hate is having to groom my hair. It seems like such a waste of time to wash, dry and style hair and beard. So I shave every day, the only hair on my head are my eyebrows. It takes a cumulative total of about 10-15 minutes a week and I save all that time and money on beard trimmers and shampoo. If I start yelling into my cellphone would that make me your nemesis? That would be awesome!


Actually I would never yell into my phone, in fact I hardly use my phone as a phone at all. I mostly play games, read books, posting on the GOG forums (like now) and all the other cool stuff that smartphones do. But I don't ever make calls and end up ignoring half the ones I receive. Now that I think about it... I hate talking on the phone.

I hate people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.

People who constantly sit on their mobile phones using Facebook. Fuck off and die!

I love shaving in the morning, really freshens me up. One wonders what Gunsynd uses to shave that has the possibility to slit ones throat ? :)

I hate littering, people that dump their chipper waste outside the chip shop and the fuckers that spit gum onto the footpath.

Have you ever thought about laser hair removal?

Mine personal hate is a habit of many people thinking that the easiest way to turn off an electrical appliance is to unplug its cord. It frustrates me to no end when I plug in say, a vacuum cleaner and it starts immediately. People, the on/off button is there for a reason! Learn to use it already!

I hate people who don't finish their

Football

standard or american ?

Standard of course. The one they hit a ball with their feet and try to fit it among three sticks.