For Conan it was "to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

For me it's good food, good drink and general decadence with people you like.

I pose the question to all of you... what is best in life?

I ALSO DECLARE THIS THREAD A BASH FRIENDLY ZONE. There have been lots of attempts for peace among GOGlodytes, but none better than this: let the steam out. Be mean to each other in here but also know that others will be mean to you. Let fists fly, kill the pianist, stab each other in the back, have fun with it and remember: no hard feelings afterwards!

Social entropy. :P

Nah, I'm with you, good food, good drinks and good company. :)

Yes but Cohen challenged the gods... not fair to compare him to poor Conan that could only manage to become king.

I prefer Conan the Librarian.

Turns you on?

A summers afternoon sat under a tree, by a river, with no fecking people around.

Nope:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8

Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system???

xD
I just love UHF so much.

Serious answer or?

Ok, not wanting material goods, being satisfied with what you've got, and realizing someone out there has it way worse than you.

Sleep.

sex, food, beer, and the ocean breeze!

To beat the shit out of smartarses.