Basically, I have a slighter slower digestive system than most people, although according to my Google searches there are plenty of others who have it the same - I used to go and poo only once a week, and that was normal for me. Now I usually go every three days.

For me, that's perfectly normal and feels okay, but it makes me wonder - how often do you guys need to poo? And how does it feel when you're constipated?

i'd actually can live without ever getting to know how often other gogers have to poo!!!!!!

Ask Max.

"Should I click on this thread?" I asks meself.

"No, that's a definitive negatory, Nancy Oscar," reported my analytical brain.

"Ahhhh, kennit really be tha' bad?" asked the drunken Scotsman in me.

So I clicked.

Never listen to the drunken Scotsman in your brain.

i would ask him instead found the reason for your constipation :)

This forum is too much pooey as of late.

What's going on?

Try U-NO-POO: THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!

Gotta go and can't get it to go... Gets worse if you get backed up long enough... And if you don't go for a while, the turd will dry out into a dry hard log you have to pull out by hand (not fun)

Wow, how would you do that? You can really do that? Kudos to you if you can!

I think my brain just melted.

I think you mean regular...

I don't think a day passes when I don't take the browns to the super bowl.

For times when they can't quite make it to the playoffs, I change my diet for a couple days of nothing but fruit and liquids (mostly water). Coconut water works nice too. Yeah, I know there's a pill for that. I try to avoid taking pills and other medications for things as much as possible. It's bad enough being diabetic, I don't want the cabinets looking like a drug store.

Hope that helps for anyone who might be having problems.

PS - If you've ever seen those sugar free candies such as sugar free reeses peanut butter cups, eat a small bag of those in one sitting. Excessive consumption of these can cause a laxative effect, I found out the hard way when I was first trying to adapt to being diabetic. I no longer buy stuff like that though. Worth a shot I guess if you're embarrassed about buying laxatives, can't promise results though since everyone is different.

PPS - If you're buying those for this purpose, be sure to buy extra toilet paper just in case.

So this is the the thread for shit chat?

"Come on over and shoot the shit..."