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I loved it. Best since Empire.

The best part was that halfway through this girl comes into the theater, sits next to me, opens up my jeans, and starts jerking me off! No shit!

I said, "Lady, do I even know you!?"

She said, "No, but you probably know my son. He was in the GOG forum last night telling everyone how the movie ends."
Post edited December 18, 2015 by tinyE
Episode 7 is THAT good. It actually made the prequels look bad for real to me. Not sure about anyone who complains about it not being good.

So much alike what tinyE said, except for a whole totally different reason than what he said.... its the best since Empire Strikes Back, which was already the best in the series.
Post edited December 18, 2015 by PookaMustard
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PookaMustard: Episode 7 is THAT good. It actually made the prequels look bad for real to me. Not sure about anyone who complains about it not being good.

So much alike what tinyE said, except for a whole totally different reason than what he said.... its the best since Empire Strikes Back, which was already the best in the series.
One of the biggest things asshole up there said was so bad I found to be perfect. I dare say I shed a tear.
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Elmofongo: At least not as dead compared to orcishgamer, SimonG, and Roman 5 who the last was COMPLETELY absent at the Bethesda reveal which included Morrowind.
What is a Roman 5? Sounds like pirate shovelware from a Chinese Dev after the launch of Total War: Rome 2 ._.
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Elmofongo: At least not as dead compared to orcishgamer, SimonG, and Roman 5 who the last was COMPLETELY absent at the Bethesda reveal which included Morrowind.
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GioVio123: What is a Roman 5? Sounds like pirate shovelware from a Chinese Dev after the launch of Total War: Rome 2 ._.
Roman 5 is the number of times Roman Reigns will have to be WWE heavyweight champion before he finally gets over with fans. *rimshot*
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GioVio123: What is a Roman 5? Sounds like pirate shovelware from a Chinese Dev after the launch of Total War: Rome 2 ._.
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Emob78: Roman 5 is the number of times Roman Reigns will have to be WWE heavyweight champion before he finally gets over with fans. *rimshot*
Nonsense! He'll be fine, once he stops talking. :P

Guy can't handle a mike, plain and simple.
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GioVio123: What is a Roman 5? Sounds like pirate shovelware from a Chinese Dev after the launch of Total War: Rome 2 ._.
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Emob78: Roman 5 is the number of times Roman Reigns will have to be WWE heavyweight champion before he finally gets over with fans. *rimshot*
Damn. I can even smell the spitroast. :v
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Emob78: Roman 5 is the number of times Roman Reigns will have to be WWE heavyweight champion before he finally gets over with fans. *rimshot*
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tinyE: Nonsense! He'll be fine, once he stops talking. :P

Guy can't handle a mike, plain and simple.
I'm not entirely sure he can handle the wrestling part either. Maybe if they had him raise an eyebrow and start dropping the Roman elbow on opponents...

*We desperately need a wrestling/MMA thread.*
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tinyE: Nonsense! He'll be fine, once he stops talking. :P

Guy can't handle a mike, plain and simple.
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Emob78: I'm not entirely sure he can handle the wrestling part either.
Yeah, you might be right.
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Emob78: I'm not entirely sure he can handle the wrestling part either.
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tinyE: Yeah, you might be right.
If he could only somehow turn the Superman punch into the Falcon punch. We might be onto something with his character.
If someone hasn't already posted this plot summary then it's long overdue. If they have, well here it is to enjoy all over again. (Don't worry, no spoilers, like you could have spoilers for this thing!)
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noncompliantgame: If someone hasn't already posted this plot summary then it's long overdue. If they have, well here it is to enjoy all over again. (Don't worry, no spoilers, like you could have spoilers for this thing!)
Fair enough, but I still loved it and I still say, best one since Empire. :P

And don't forget, it was Shakespeare who said there were only six plots.
Post edited December 19, 2015 by tinyE
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noncompliantgame: If someone hasn't already posted this plot summary then it's long overdue. If they have, well here it is to enjoy all over again. (Don't worry, no spoilers, like you could have spoilers for this thing!)
And killing off one of the most beloved in the franchise is not a spoiler now?

Anyways, I don't care if its just as so. It is still good. I came in expecting a Star Wars movie, I got an excellent Star Wars movie. I still stand upon my say that its the best since The Empire Strikes Back. But hey, its... only the first of the three new ones.

Notice that in your lazily-done summary thing, there is no mention of Finn...
I watched the movie.

I am in between not impressed and dissipointed.
Just watched it this morning. It was pretty damn good actually. I definitely was pleasantly surprised. JJ did a commendable job with this one. As far as I'm concerned, it's about as good as one could have expected.

The wooden acting is gone (hooray!), the charm's back in, and I think they did a bang-up job going back to the old industrial design of tech with bits of modernization here and there. Of course you have your fan service bits at parts, some of which very much enticed laughs, but it's nothing that was played up much, thankfully.

Well, I had fun.

Funnily enough, I was looking at the new Battlefront game afterwards - I'm sure there'll be an uptick of sales now that the movie is out - but I couldn't get excited of the average gameplay from the beta. It looked and sounded phenomenal, but the game itself wasn't fun enough; I rather go back to the oldies for some Star Wars gaming. I ended up picking up a new copy of Dying Light for $20 for my Xbox One instead. I had fun with the demo, and for that price point I should be reasonably entertained with it.