JUST BOUGHT MY TICKET. XD

Good for you. I have tickets for Saturday. We bought them weeks ago. And yes, I'm a fangirl.^^

It's a 90 minute drive to the theater but I don't care. :P

That's the spirit!! XD

If it's simple... Darth Vader will be cloned (and will wear his scuba-diver-sounding helmet just for the kicks).

Can't say anything, lips are sealed. Don't even guess, you may stumble apon the truth accidentally and have to bear the incredible burden of knowledge for the next few days.

Don't even joke about it. I'm serious. :P

All right, soon we'll find out. :)

Has grumpy Harrison Ford regained his ability to smile after all these decades?

It was probably my guess. I said, that I'm sure the Vader fanboy with his mask and silly sword is his son Luke who appeared increasingly black clad in the third SW movie (which nobody seemed to notice) being a bit frustrated, that he is the only one mourning for his father and since he has kept the charred remains of his mask visible in a trailer.
It's quite obvious really since Disney wouldn't change a winning concept and Luke is the only one not visible anywhere else.

I don't even have to see it.

Protip: the non-derp Euro states are enlightened enough to actually recognize their historical lack of longevity. France's 5th Republic is 57 years old. It can't be blamed for Vichy policies, not to mention Napoleon. Denmark can't be blamed for the Vikings.

If you want to really go after them, what you should bring up is marital rape. Denmark, the allegedly happiest place on Earth, criminalized it in 2013. That's not a couple generations; there are children born of marital rape in Best Europe who can't walk or speak yet.

Hope so, otherwise this "music video" link is going to be puzzlingly out of context.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl4Hggd8QJo]

Nah. He said it was "perfect" and making Luke evil would be retarded. Just about the only way to shit on the original trilogy even worse than the prequels. Return of the Jedi is all about Luke refusing to turn to the Dark Side and proving himself above that temptation. And why would he be frustrated? He knows he gave his father peace, he saw him rejoining his old Jedi comrades as a force ghost.

I wanted to write that did not seen SW trailer yet, but it look like opened wrong thread:)

My idea was that you can't blame one part of continent for being scumbags. For example, antisemitism known as Nazism is invention of Great Britain under the label and as part of "colonization", which involved slavery. It then spread to Spain and Portugal, and finally went to America (continent) with its civil war, Confederates being nothing but slave traders.
The most bold example is the problem between African black population and "colonized" African blacks, who labeled themself as "african americans". Its sufficient to read Wikipedia article on "Liberia" to unfold the whole mechanism of "applied democracy"(modern us gov't marketing), from its flag to "American-Libertarians" who labeled native population as "animals", basically whole "Colonization" paragraph.

Civilization evolves slowly everywhere, with all kind of people in same territory, and so far it has not managed to bomb itself into stone age. Yet. Which is great.