drmike: Back in my day, we didn't have freebies. We had to walk five miles through the lava and the snow butt ass nakeed and when we got there, they had run out of whatever they were giving away. And then we had to walk back.....
Randalator: Well, we didn't have it so good. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the lava clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
You have a dad? My mother is so poor, when she decided to have a baby, she had to carve me out of wood. But she couldn´t afford a complete child, so I had no legs. On my way to school I had to walk on my hands over lava. Then I crawled through thorny bushes, chased by wolves. When I finally arrived, school was over and I had to turn back. On my way back I had to swim through an acid lake. As punishment my mom deleted my collection of freebie games!