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Cadaver747: Anyone can re-post old or new statement.

Use your imagination and as many sentences as needed, most importantly be original! - quotes are not
Okay, then I just have one question...
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JMich: "The tautology club meets on the date of the tautology club meeting".
Might you have been inspired by this?:
https://xkcd.com/1602/
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Sorry mate. :P

Here's another xkcd about Tautology Club:
https://xkcd.com/703/
Post edited November 16, 2015 by Lemon_Curry
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JMich: "The tautology club meets on the date of the tautology club meeting".
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Lemon_Curry: Might you have been inspired by this?:
https://xkcd.com/1602/
(mouseover)

Sorry mate. :P
Of course. Why do you think I used quotes?
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JMich: Of course. Why do you think I used quotes?
I know but even so I wondered why you didn't react when Cadaver747 stated rule no. 17.
Post edited November 16, 2015 by Lemon_Curry
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JMich: Of course. Why do you think I used quotes?
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Lemon_Curry: I know but even so I wondered why you didn't react when Cadaver747 stated rule no. 17.
Cause when I posted it there was no rule 17, and I didn't see it later on. Obvious answer is obvious :P
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Lemon_Curry: I know but even so I wondered why you didn't react when Cadaver747 stated rule no. 17.
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JMich: Cause when I posted it there was no rule 17, and I didn't see it later on. Obvious answer is obvious :P
True
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JMich: ... I didn't see it later on. Obvious answer is obvious :P
Doh!

Well, then consider yourself notified. :D
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Jeets2: First rule of Statement Club is, well, you (here and forth "user") may participate by making a statement.
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Cadaver747: And?..
I guess I didn't understand the rules. Was there supposed to be more than one statement in our entry post? My statement was a mock parody of Fight Club rules. If I needed to add more statements, than I failed by the looks of it. Seemed fun at least reading the other statements.
When faced with the dilemma of buying clothes or buying a new game, just remember you were born naked...
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Cadaver747: 1. You (here and forth "user") may participate by making a statement
2. User may participate only once
2. User"s statement should bear a strong aura of "importance", aesthetically speaking
3. Any other message(s) will not be taken into account.
4. If you express any kind of intolerance or edit your message it then will not be taken into account as well
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Thanks for the giveaway! Not in, as I'm tolerant towards intolerance except for intolerance towards intolerance. Fisher's Fritz fishes fresh fish!
I wish I could be bothered making two more statements as requested but with the onslaught of APE-AGEDDON looming, I'll be too busy sharpening my pointed stick!

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Also...

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I have no idea what any of this is about, I was actually just trying to warn you all!
Post edited November 18, 2015 by Sachys
Done and done
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Wishbone: As important sounding self-referential statements go, I firmly believe that this one has a certain aura of je ne sais quoi.
1sr Prize goes to Wishbone, please state 3 games here or PM me
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JMich: "The tautology club meets on the date of the tautology club meeting".
2nd prize goes to JMich, please state 2 games here
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mrkgnao: "To such a suggestion the one selfrespecting answer is to affirm that there are certain statements which ought not to be, and one should like to hope to be able to add, ought not to be allowed to be made." [James Joyce, Finnegans Wake, 033.18-.21]
3rd prize goes to mrkgnao, I'll contact you later
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mike_cesara: As a vegetarian I don't do sausages, I prefer peaches.
Special prize is yours, please name your game of choice
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tinyE: Okay I got lost halfway though step 3.
Special prize goes to tinyE, I'll contact you later
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Sachys: ...and lo, the barking was heard by all - from the seas of the South, to the cold lake in the North.
And there was men who dis spake of things without context and sense had forsaken them for they did not understand each other anymore.
And with the sound of many bum trumpets it did begin.

APE-A-GEDDON!

O_______o
Special prize goes to Sachys, I'll contact you later
Post edited November 18, 2015 by Cadaver747
Tournament is officially over
Post edited November 18, 2015 by Cadaver747
Cadaver, that wasn't an entry! :P

This reminds me of the Onion article, "Winner Didn't Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest."
Post edited November 18, 2015 by tinyE
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Cadaver747: Special prize goes to Sachys, I'll contact you later
Is it a giant tub o nutella?!
Wow! I (with Joyce's help) have won something.
Thank you for this original giveaway, Cadaver747, and for your generosity.