All this time I lied to GOG community.

Thus my one time statement ability expired, and I have no further interest in misleading you any longer, let us get right to the bottom of this Tournament rules:

1. You (here and forth "user") may participate by making a statement
2. User may participate only once
2. User"s statement should bear a strong aura of "importance", aesthetically speaking
3. Any other message(s) will not be taken into account.
4. If you express any kind of intolerance or edit your message it then will not be taken into account as well
5. Using intelligence is g-o-o-d
6. Original poster's ("OP") statement can't participate
7. User may or may not receive additional prize for expressing good sense of humor (humour for ladies and gentlemen from UK), sarcasm, irony, grotesque, even satire
8. Additional rules may be introduced via Addendum (see next post for details)
9. OP may not edit original statement unless it's all over
10. Bots and/or all other beings may participate
11. Voting will decide winners if necessary

1st prize: any 3 games of user's choice

2nd prize: any 2 games of community choice

3rd prize: 1 random game

EDIT: last one

Okay I got lost halfway though step 3.

So, it has come to this.

"The tautology club meets on the date of the tautology club meeting".

As important sounding self-referential statements go, I firmly believe that this one has a certain aura of je ne sais quoi.

Addendum:
12. Users from Netherlands may participate twice as much
13. Special prize equals 1 game of choice
14. Only game with 0% discount rate may be gifted
15. Intolerance doesn't mean you can't be mean, just don't involve politics/religion and bad image altogether
16. Importance equals originality
17. Copy paste is bad

18. 48 hours left: anyone can re-post old or new statement. Use your imagination and be original!

All the good statements have already been said by someone before. Including this one.

That was the third-best pair of pants I've lost this week.

I'm in

My brain is melting.

This is too cheesy for me.

"To such a suggestion the one selfrespecting answer is to affirm that there are certain statements which ought not to be, and one should like to hope to be able to add, ought not to be allowed to be made." [James Joyce, Finnegans Wake, 033.18-.21]

There are only two users on this board: you and me. The rest are alternate accounts.

Aim high. Fail Big.