Firek: Sorry it is taking longer than expected, but rest assured that we've got top men working on this right now.
Breja: "Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to bring back some basic functions to the CHAT system that people have beend demanding for months. Our Web Team has gone rogue, and is currently working on blocking the forum users ability to write such words as "bottom" and "ass" in capital letters. You need to infiltrate the web team, and implement the basic chat features without their knowledge. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds."
TWO WEEKS LATER
-Sir, we have lost contact with the Alpha Squad. The CHAT features have not been implemented.
-Damn. Initiate the D&D Distraction Protocol, and get me the President.
Well that was done well.
edit: yeah wow the post will not go through with any dirty word in capitals. this is a pretty terrible system.
some people use caps for emphasis. if they so much as emphasise one dirty word in their post they'll just sit there and watch it fail. that's not a good idea.