Posted January 11, 2017
Lin545: Or a cat-hat. All the cats that have befriended me, including my current master allowed it if you are nice to them.
1. Take a cat
2. Be nice to it
OR IT WILL SCRATCH YOUR EYEBALLS OUT!
3. Put in on your head carefully, with belly below, over your head.
...
5 Profit!
PS
Be nice to your master, OR IT WILL SCRATCH YOUR EYEBALLS OUT! :)
Edit: [url=http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-cat-hats/]More.
PS. We are still on-topic, since its about aliens!
I guess the missing stage is 1. Take a cat
2. Be nice to it
OR IT WILL SCRATCH YOUR EYEBALLS OUT!
3. Put in on your head carefully, with belly below, over your head.
...
5 Profit!
PS
Be nice to your master, OR IT WILL SCRATCH YOUR EYEBALLS OUT! :)
Edit: [url=http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-cat-hats/]More.
PS. We are still on-topic, since its about aliens!
4. Get every shred of skin flayed from your scalp when the cat panicks and decides it wants to get off its perch.
At least it would be my case if I tried this stunt on my Exalted Almighty Overlord, aka "Fripon"