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I ate too many tacos for lunch and now I'm just lying around like a beached whale feeling like crap.

I'm wondering what other people do in the same situation? Do you just deal with it or do you have a trick to ease the bloat?

Suggestions?

/vomiting is not an option, it defeats the purpose of why I ate the tacos
//"quit being a fat-ass-load" also not an option, tried that, didn't work : \
Post edited June 23, 2016 by Big_Stupid
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Big_Stupid: I ate too many tacos for lunch and now I'm just lying around like a beached whale feeling like crap.

I'm wondering what other people do in the same situation? Do you just deal with it or do you have a trick to ease the bloat?

Suggestions?

/vomiting is not an option, it defeats the purpose of why I ate the tacos
//"quit being a fat-ass-load" also not an option, tired that, didn't work : \
Assuming you are not already posting this from the toilet, laxatives are your friend.
Carbonated water?
Next time make sure you're stocked on Underberg. It has saved my life plenty of times. Trust me, it works.
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Cyraxpt: Carbonated water?
Does it still work if its got gin in it?
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sunshinecorp: Next time make sure you're stocked on Underberg. It has saved my life plenty of times. Trust me, it works.
Is this one of those korean spam bots?
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Big_Stupid: Does it still work if its got gin in it?
There's only one way to find out...
Post edited June 23, 2016 by Cyraxpt
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Cyraxpt: Is this one of those korean spam bots? There's only one way to find out...
You're a Korean spambot.
Sorry, if you want immediate relief you'll have to vomit.
Since that's not an option for you, just wait.
Soon or later your body will go in "red alert" mode, and you'll have to go to the bathroom.
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Big_Stupid: Does it still work if its got gin in it?
Carbonated water will make it worse. What you need is sodium bicarbonate, not carbonated water. A lot of people get this wrong. Aaaaanyway, gin has digestive properties on its own.
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Do you have your pants on? ;-)
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sunshinecorp: Next time make sure you're stocked on Underberg. It has saved my life plenty of times. Trust me, it works.
So this stuff is 80 proof pepto? I like it!
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Big_Stupid: So this stuff is 80 proof pepto? I like it!
It's the fastest way to feel better.
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HypersomniacLive: Do you have your pants on? ;-)
Nope
On a more serious note - consume something with mint, it does wonders with digestion.
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HypersomniacLive: Do you have your pants on? ;-)
Don't be silly. Who visits GOG with their pants on?