I have one and she isn't allowed out of her cage.

Hire people to play your games for you who can give you a Cliff's Notes version of the game. That way you will get through your backlog faster and will help with unemployment and poverty in your area.

Ah, but the donkeys?

I remember a story about 2 poor painter girl and an older painter man. One of the girl is sick and have to stay in bed. She look outside the window, see the tree outside and describe her life as it's leaf that will eventually fall as her death come. The old man hear that, and go outside to paint a leaf on the wall across so the painting will look like the leaf of the tree. When she saw the 'last leaf' never fall, she get her hope back and finally gets better.

Stable.

The dogs might bother you but the cat keeps to himself until he gets used to you which takes a few days.

Your biggest problem is the blizzard. Visibility is about a foot so finding the house is going to be a bitch.

It seems people never really ask this question seriously but I'm going to answer seriously anyway because others will take care of the going joke..

Other than finding a way to not need working, cut down on social life and sleep, chances are you are not going to get that much more time, it's about priority, picking important games first and leave out the mediocre ones last, preferably skipping them altogether.

Serious post: You would never IN A MILLION YEARS ever know I was the guy in here if you met me IRL unless I told you, and even then you'd call Bullshit.

So you're just like this guy, nobody knows it's him unless he announces himself.

Is that Buddy Holly on the far right?!

You do know I got my forum name from Elvis, right? This is true.

Neat. I'll bring the popcorn.

Maybe? I got this image from here. The obvious one to me is the one tinyE identified.

Now I know.

I have too many games and too little time to play them all, and I don't even have as many games as you. That's easy! Here's a template to help you get started...
[Insert game title here] - Awesome!
[Insert game title here] - Boring!
[Insert game title here] - Great!
[Insert game title here] - Mediocre.
[Insert game title here] - Painful!
[Insert game title here] - Terrifying!
[Insert game title here] - What?
[Insert game title here] - [Insert superlative here]

Has this turned into a Voight-Kampff test?

Describe in single words. Only the good things that come to your mind. About your games. :-P