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Posted September 23, 2017
When you cut yourself shaving & go to grab a piece of toilet paper to stop the flow of blood..... use a fresh piece.
Post edited September 23, 2017 by fishbaits
Posted September 23, 2017
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fishbaits: When you cut yourself shaving & go to grab a piece of toilet paper to stop the flow of blood..... us a fresh piece.
VERY GOOD SIR! VERY GOOD! XD
Posted September 23, 2017
Seriously, depending on how the tissue dispenser works/looks, you might be better off discarding the one or two outermost pieces before you take one to stop the blood flow.
Post edited September 23, 2017 by Themken
Posted September 24, 2017
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tinyE: Oh yeah, this guy isn't a bully. :P

If any of you were ever stuffed into a locker when you were a kid, given a wedgie, tripped in the lunch room, had your books knocked out of your hands, hit with spitballs simply for walking down the hall, pretty sure this is who did it. :D
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coffeeeeeee: hehehe i is think you smells bad fat nerd not is know how bath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvWDNPriUY8
Posted September 24, 2017
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tinyE: VERY GOOD SIR! VERY GOOD! XD
I swiped & paraphrased it from the comedic genius that is Emo Philips ;)

https://youtu.be/4FGbDbf2BIs?t=85
Posted September 28, 2017
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NovumZ: I wonder if HereForTheBeer will give us a helpful tip of the day! :D
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HereForTheBeer: Ah, geez - the pressure!

I don't have one today, except sorta. How about a recipe for margaritas, for those limes that will be rubbed onto your armpits and then dunked in tea? (Yes, I'm still going with that joke):

Our new favorite is a simple ratio: 1:1:1:0.5. So that's

- 1 part fresh-squeezed lime juice. Fresh juice makes a noticeable difference versus bottled juice, but use bottled if you want.
- 1 part silver tequila. We prefer Sauza silver, but use whatever you like. Except Cuervo Gold - you don't want to mess up a perfectly good margarita with that crap.
- 1 part water. Yes, water. It'll make your drink go farther, temper the sweetness (see below), it makes hardly any difference in the flavor, and you should have water while drinking alcohol anyway, for hydration.
- 1/2 part agave syrup / nectar. I usually go a touch less than half, then taste and add a bit more if it's too tart.

Before squeezing, rub the limes roughly on a counter top or between your hands, to soften them up and get you a bit more juice. And then your hands smell limey fresh!

5-6 ice cubes in a shaker, shake it up well. Pour into a glass with another few cubes. We don't strain it from the shaker - just take off the lid and pour in the drink, cubes and all. Because, really, the ice in the shaker is margarita-flavored, so why would you discard those and then pour the drink over bland cubes? Just add a couple more cubes to your glass if you want to.

If you put in too much agave (it it's too sweet), then a bit more lime juice and / or water can fix the flavor. At this point, I don't mind using a splash of bottled juice to top it off, instead of squeezing another lime. Just being lazy.

We use four limes, which nets about 1/2 cup juice with the limes we get around here. That'll make you a 14 oz margarita, which is a good start to the day.
I don't drink.

New Tip!

Baking Soda instead of toothpaste! (:
Post edited September 28, 2017 by NovumZ
Posted September 28, 2017
A wunderbaum is cheaper than aftershave, and lasts longer too!
Posted September 28, 2017
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KasperHviid: A wunderbaum is cheaper than aftershave, and lasts longer too!
Both stink.
Posted October 02, 2017
I try to stay away from any sorts of chemicals as much as possible.
Because nature has already provided us with what we need. Just gotta research.
Posted October 10, 2017
So you guys want to tell me, that I don´t need to stitch my wounds after shaving?
Posted October 10, 2017
Never argue on the internet.....you'll both be losers.
Posted October 11, 2017
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Oddeus: So you guys want to tell me, that I don´t need to stitch my wounds after shaving?
Do you mean "dress" your wounds? Because if you need stitches after shaving... well, that just brings up a whole raft of questions.
Posted October 12, 2017
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Oddeus: So you guys want to tell me, that I don´t need to stitch my wounds after shaving?
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HereForTheBeer: Do you mean "dress" your wounds? Because if you need stitches after shaving... well, that just brings up a whole raft of questions.
I use a bowie knife for shaving.
Posted October 12, 2017
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Oddeus: I use a bowie knife for shaving.
I prefer Occam's razor. It keeps things simple.
Posted October 12, 2017
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HereForTheBeer: Do you mean "dress" your wounds? Because if you need stitches after shaving... well, that just brings up a whole raft of questions.
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Oddeus: I use a bowie knife for shaving.
All questions answered! : )
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