^ I toss a beard trimmer to shave off them patches, so the gummies don't look like stinky hippies

I throw a reminder to stay on topic.

I throw an innocent whistle, pretending nothing was amiss.

I throw a guilty whistle, pretending something is amiss.

^ I throw a reminder that this is a game to the above user as they setup "no fun allowed" signs everywhere

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I throw a sideways stare at Lego so they know to get their minds out of the gutter
(no, you can't keep your mind there even if there are some choice Legos in the muck ;))

I throw away your judgements, that Lego is MINE!

^ *throws the Lego on your Eggo*

^ throws a Waffle-maker.

^ *throws a sandy Eggo*

(It came from California.)

I throw an empty army at the above user.

It's the biggest empty army you've ever seen. Each soldier in the army has:
* A machine gun, except that every single bullet explodes like a nuclear bomb.
* Three swords, to allow triple-wielding in melee.
* The controls of a giant space laser (separate laser for each soldier).
* A sign saying "No Fun Allowed".

And this army is after you. As I said, it is the biggest empty army you've ever seen.

(Reminder: An empty army has no soldiers in it.)

^ *throws my insubstantial self and all the null ordinance in the combined cumulative Universes toward the empty army*

(literally nothing happens)

^ throws my dad's disappointment.

I throw all young right-wing single women at the unclaimed military equipment with the stipulation that nobody uses any of it without unanimous voting among themselves.

*throws a wedding for two of those women*

(To be clear, this is one wedding between two of the women, not two weddings each with a man.)