Having learned the Secret Technique from a panda, I catch the heavy black ball with a lit fuse, guide the slide of it all around me, and throw it to the next person.

*catches the black ball, realizing that it's actually rather light*

*throws a negative weight ball at the above user*

I throw a new challenge...

^ throws Blanka

*throws a scroll*

The scroll says: "If you value your life, you must answer the riddle written on this scroll. Failure to do so shall result in your death."

The rest of the scroll is blank.

^ *writes a riddle on the scroll which is illegible and throws it back*

^ throws Hooyaah an invisible ink style pen.

With Hooyaah stabbed by an invisible pen, I throw him a band-aid and expect him to pull the pen out himself without being able to see it.

^ *throws everyone in this Universe into another identical Universe, yet where nothing hurtful ever occurs*

*throws a curve ball into that black hole

^ I toss another black hole up so they can form a wormhole to some galaxy far far away

Kreia: And now you begin to truly learn [X]

Again, please don't post unmarked youtube links.

Back to the topic:

*throws a magic solution to all of the world's geopolitical problem, one that is the best possible outcome and that everybody in the world is happy with*

^ Tosses up some sympathies for your seemingly myriad amount of 1st world issues

Again, note the [X] mark next to said links. That is my response to your request.
The polite thing to do would be to accept it and move on with life ;)

^ *throws an observation*

If you were to edit all your previous posts which were still unmarked, you would soon learn how remarkable they actually are.