*throws floppy disk versions of Realms of Antiquity and Nox Archaist at the above user*

(Worth noting that such versions exist, and are actually on a reasonable number of floppies. You just need the right kinds of computers to play them.)

*throws a harsh admonishment for insisting that no number of floppies, not even the number 0, is reasonable*

^ banned for insisting that the quantity of zero (floppies) is a "reasonable" number, simply because zero is a rational number

*throws the reciprocal of 0 at the above user, since such a thing can clearly be represented as the ratio of two integers (1 and 0), and could therefore be considered rational*

^ *throws the largest knight in King Arthur's court (Sir Cumference)*

(He got that way by eating an irrational amount of pi.)

*throws 3 - 4i shields at the above user* (i is the square root of -1 (√-1), or more specifically one of the square roots of -1)

^ *throws an irresistible force against your immovable object*

*throws a moser of sterile neutrinos at the above user*

(A "moser" is Moser's number; it's one of those huge numbers you can look up on Wikipedia. Sterile neutrinos are neutrinos that don't interact with other matter at all, not even a little.)

^ *throws myself across the Universe so quickly that I transverse it and tap you on the back before you can even blink*

*throws myself across the universe so fast that I traverse it and tap you on the back before you made this topic*

*throws the misdelivered invitation to attend the creation of the Universe*

(your address hadn't been created yet)

^ throws a party at Hooyaah

*throws a toaster running NetBSD*

^ throws a microwave