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Really :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=129&v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
So about 2 weeks ago I was laying down in my room just hanging out online and eating, right. So after a while I finished eating and I'm still browsing the web because I have nothing to do and I look down at the keyboard (laptop) and I see a piece of crumb on my shirt. Yeah you know where this is going, so I pick it up and put it in my mouth like everyone else would because I'm not wasting food. So once it hits my mouth I'm like "this thing is hard" and I play with it with my tongue but now I'm curious because its texture is weird so I spit it out. Turn on the light. Its a damn carpenter ant that fell from the ceiling. So after I toss that to the side I just continue surfing. No I didn't wash or rinse my mouth out because I'm not wasting water.
Eh.

THIS IS FUNNY:

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/971960-star-trek
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Emachine9643: So about 2 weeks ago I was laying down in my room just hanging out online and eating, right. So after a while I finished eating and I'm still browsing the web because I have nothing to do and I look down at the keyboard (laptop) and I see a piece of crumb on my shirt. Yeah you know where this is going, so I pick it up and put it in my mouth like everyone else would because I'm not wasting food. So once it hits my mouth I'm like "this thing is hard" and I play with it with my tongue but now I'm curious because its texture is weird so I spit it out. Turn on the light. Its a damn carpenter ant that fell from the ceiling. So after I toss that to the side I just continue surfing. No I didn't wash or rinse my mouth out because I'm not wasting water.
Well, you have to have a very big mouth! Also, it`s weird that a carpenter can fall on your shirt, because humans are normally not that small. And also I find cannibalism disgusting. I`ll call the police, because you`re eating people!!!
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Maxvorstadt: Well, you have to have a very big mouth! Also, it`s weird that a carpenter can fall on your shirt, because humans are normally not that small. And also I find cannibalism disgusting. I`ll call the police, because you`re eating people!!!
I heard they still eat people all the time in Bavaria.
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Maxvorstadt: Well, you have to have a very big mouth! Also, it`s weird that a carpenter can fall on your shirt, because humans are normally not that small. And also I find cannibalism disgusting. I`ll call the police, because you`re eating people!!!
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CharlesGrey: I heard they still eat people all the time in Bavaria.
Only in september, when the Oktoberfest is going on. Then we eat all those americans and Preiss`n who drank too much beer! :-)
That video was funny so long ago, I felt my clothes were out of style watching it again.
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Emachine9643: So about 2 weeks ago I was laying down in my room just hanging out online and eating, right. So after a while I finished eating and I'm still browsing the web because I have nothing to do and I look down at the keyboard (laptop) and I see a piece of crumb on my shirt. Yeah you know where this is going, so I pick it up and put it in my mouth like everyone else would because I'm not wasting food. So once it hits my mouth I'm like "this thing is hard" and I play with it with my tongue but now I'm curious because its texture is weird so I spit it out. Turn on the light. Its a damn carpenter ant that fell from the ceiling. So after I toss that to the side I just continue surfing. No I didn't wash or rinse my mouth out because I'm not wasting water.
You seem really conscious about wasting resources. So what's life like right now in California? LOL
instead of morgan freeman they should hire that guy for documentaries
You think that is funny. Check this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyFeSz-qzDA
Grasshopper mouse OWNS poisonous monster centipede.
Post edited July 11, 2015 by monkeydelarge
You want funny? <span class="bold">This is funny</span>.
Actually that was funny! +1 :)
This is funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XaHwmYeIUI
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Riotact: Actually that was funny! +1 :)
This is one is a bit NS4W but holy shit is it funny :D

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/411388-hentai-quotes
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CharlesGrey: I heard they still eat people all the time in Bavaria.
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Maxvorstadt: Only in september, when the Oktoberfest is going on. Then we eat all those americans and Preiss`n who drank too much beer! :-)
Ah, it all makes sense now!

( And what do you mean by "too much beer"? Are you sure you're Bavarian? :P )