In weighty matters, the proper course of action is seldom easy and requires and conscience and much thought.

Unity: You get screwed from two sides at once.

Divided in unity

Or his 'husband'?

This wall is actually a one way mirror and it is you who cannot see me.

Welcome to KFC. What would you like to order?

I would like a chicken-fried pizza and a large order of tater tots please!

How about some chicken fried cucumber and 3 slices of fried lemon juice? That is on the menu, right?

GOT ANY GRAPES?

This is not a spam thread.

It is a thought provoking mental exercise for the intellectually enlightened.

Where is my Spam noodles?

Hey, I have this neat new product that will solve all your problems. Only [price redacted]!

Just go to http://www.example.com and order yours today! Hurry, because stock will run out (and you'll be addicted to the product, on't be able to get more, and will experience withdrawl)!

Fine print: Product is addictive and will induce severe withdrawal symptoms. Do not use if you can't guarantee a continuous supply. Not responsible for any harm done. Do not ask your doctor for advice on whether you should take this, as they'll just say no.

[Insert QR code here]

[Note that the link in this message is, of course, fake.]

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NO PUBLIC ACCESS
VIOLATORS WILL BE

[Insert picture of a bee, with the "no" symbol (like what you see in "no smoking" signs) overlayed over it.]