New chess variant:
* Each player starts with a king and no other pieces.
* Standard chess rules have rules that can allow for a draw in certain cases; those rules are not present here.
* Moving into check is still forbidden. If you have no choice but to move into check, the game does not end in a draw, but rather continues until you make a legal move (in other words, forever).

Anyone want to play? Meet me at:
[address redacted]

When I was young, many years ago,
I was but a single brick.
All the cement and ties you see,
are all what make me tick.
Strong and tall, and indestructible,
as I was built by a qualified hand.
Many more years should pass, as I was built to last,
and here I shall continue to stand.
Should a wrecking ball arrive, I may not survive,
and a single brick I'll be once more...

Here lies Lester Moore
Two Slugs From a 44,
... No Les, No Moore.

You are not a number to us.
Our goal is to ensure that you
have the very best experience
possible. To help us serve you
better, please take a number.

Hi there, #839! How are you today?

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* Must be 18 or older.
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Can't watch this.

Censorship sux

*No Smoking Allowed!*

Be that Tobacco,
Wacky backy,
Lighting fires or
accidentally catching
your trousers alight...

Repeat

*No Smoking Allowed!*

ATTENTION:

GOTO considered harmful.

10 GOTO 20
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