In Honor

of an asexual aromantic's significant other

who, of course, does not exist.

In Memory

In memory of something I can't quite remember at the moment,
But hope to some day. Just the thought of trying to remember
what it was should suffice for the time being, until that memory
returns...

Signed

A. Challenge

Oops!, order accidentally ignored, I guess I failed...


On Topic.

If you can read this message, then you are standing too close to the wall, please stand back, NOW!...

We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

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* Software Failure. Press left mouse button to continue. *
* Guru Meditation #00000004 . 0000AAC0 *
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:(

Your PC ran into a problem that it couldn't
handle, and now it needs to restart.

Critical error: Hard drive has failed, and all data has been lost.

[ OK ]

I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived. There was no plaque on the wall.

US Customs and Border Protection patrols and watches this wall!
This wall is a border and therefore is under the agency's jurisdiction.
Any unlawful activity committed within the vicinity of this wall will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Secret achievement

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This writing's here too...

This wall has stood as a monument to the greatness of our intellect for... 4 pages ago.

None shall pass!

[There is a magical spell cast on the wall; if a party of 0 approaches the wall, then it will open to allow passage.)