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General discussionthe weekly GOG dick sucking thread(59 posts)(59 posts)
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Posted April 18, 2016
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JDelekto: Everybody out, she's gonna blow!

What am I saying???!!!

Everybody in, she's gonna blow!!!
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pimpmonkey2382.313: Does anyone have any blow for this blow?
No thanks, I'm clean. I have Mega-Maid. She goes from suck to blow at the flip of a switch.
Posted April 18, 2016
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pimpmonkey2382.313: Does anyone have any blow for this blow?
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JDelekto: No thanks, I'm clean. I have Mega-Maid. She goes from suck to blow at the flip of a switch.
I'll bring the blow, roll us up a dollar.
Posted April 18, 2016
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tinyE: I know what it's called, but you're not supposed to blow!
How else do you think one's ego gets inflated? :)

Reminds me of a scene from "Airplane".
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JDelekto: No thanks, I'm clean. I have Mega-Maid. She goes from suck to blow at the flip of a switch.
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pimpmonkey2382.313: I'll bring the blow, roll us up a dollar.
Better make it a hundred dollar bill.... sorry, the cost of inflation.
Post edited April 18, 2016 by JDelekto
Posted April 18, 2016
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Grargar: Wonder if they censor the title to "GOG dish sucking thread" or something similar.
If it happens, my vote would be for either "sick ducking" or "duck siccing". =D
(And you wouldn't believe how much it bothered me to not put a hyphen in between "dick" and "sucking". Alas, my hands were tied: if I changed any of the prescribed words of the title, it might not cause people to remember that there's a point here to be made, and then this thread would just be pointless!)
Posted April 18, 2016
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Grargar: Wonder if they censor the title to "GOG dish sucking thread" or something similar.
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HunchBluntley: If it happens, my vote would be for either "sick ducking" or "duck siccing". =D
(And you wouldn't believe how much it bothered me to not put a hyphen in between "dick" and "sucking". Alas, my hands were tied: if I changed any of the prescribed words of the title, it might not cause people to remember that there's a point here to be made, and then this thread would just be pointless!)
What was that line from "A Clockwork Orange"?

"a bit cold and pointless"
Posted April 18, 2016
The only dick I suck is my boyfriends, sorry GOG.
Posted April 18, 2016
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CARRiON.FLOWERS: The only dick I suck is my boyfriends, sorry GOG.
Pics, or it didn't happen...
Posted April 18, 2016
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CARRiON.FLOWERS: The only dick I suck is my boyfriends, sorry GOG.
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ChaunceyK: Pics, or it didn't happen...
You just set yourself up for a bunch of horrible stick-figure re-enactments.
Posted April 18, 2016
As an 'Murican, is sucking how one is supposed to consume "spotted Dick"?
Posted April 18, 2016
I heard that if you suck GOG's dick good enough, it will ejaculate over 20 games so you can keep them in your account.
How do i set an appointment?
Posted April 18, 2016
Another stupid thread that should be locked.
Posted April 18, 2016
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Ganni1987: Another stupid thread that should be locked.
Got a problem with people sucking GOG's dick? I bet you even play games with DRM, heretic.
Posted April 18, 2016
Oooh! Now I get the point Thank you for this thread, I feel like opening my eyes for the first time.
Posted April 18, 2016
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timppu: I feel like opening my eyes for the first time.
Be careful with that you wouldn't want to get hot sticky fluid on them, trust me.
Posted April 18, 2016
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My....ah...first name is Gogfrey (Gog for short) does that qualify for a free (you know what)?
Post edited April 18, 2016 by Tauto
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