^ "The human creature, most damaged by adversity, is strengthened most by the conquest of it."
< "Never be remembered for being forgetful."
v Would you please share a memorable and perhaps timely quote?

^ Plus ca change, plus c'est la même chose.
< Regarding Hooyaah's and matterbandit's quotes I had to think of:
"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people."
v I'd like to ask you to share a quote, too. Please post something positive or funny.

^ "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
< "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"
- Billy Connolly
v What is the strangest or most improbable thing that ever happened to you?

^ As a child, I was a sleepwalker. As an adult, it stopped. Except for this one time I woke up one morning and discovered that someone had cooked up an elaborate meal in my kitchen while I was sleeping! I was living alone at the time, so I knew that I was the sleepcooker. Spooked me out a bit! Never happened since, but I still think about it from time to time.
< Speaking of sleep, I am dozing off at the keyboard right now!
v When your head is bopping for sleep, do you fight & resist or are you quick to surrender?

^ I fight and resist. But it's a rather stupid behavior. Because the days that happens, I mostly have problems to fall asleep later that night.
< I know how my brain and body work pretty well. I don't really act upon that knowledge.
v How do you become REALLY awake at morning (or whenever you get out of bed)?

^ I am GROOT!
< not actually
v So, out with it, then!

^...Ok. Rocket spends the entire fight smack-talking Ratchet's arsenal and Ratchet would just troll Rocket's bad temper. When all ammo on both sides is depleted, Ratchet could still fall back on his numerous animal-transformation weapons since they never run out, which is why Rocket needs to destroy those.
< Meanwhile, Clank is working out a message for Groot to relay to Rocket that will compel him to surrender or end the fight in a draw; the message is that Ratchet could help devise a prank to royally humiliate Starlord.
v By the time the prank is ready to pull, R&R have learned of each others' melodramatic origins and become jealous over Rocket's family and Ratchet's basic social skills. The fight resumes just in time to ruin the prank's execution...
> You're trapped on a broken elevator with several people and one of you is the Devil; what do you do?

^ I make a deal. What else would I do if I had the chance? You can't really sell your soul, so who cares. It's just a ruse or prank. The Devil likes to see people panic and sweat when he comes to claim the soul. Many die of fear at that moment, but it's actually all for laughs... Hell has a weird kind of humor.
< I don't know why, but this is one of the most beautiful things I ever read on the internet:
You could make a great opening sentence for a novel out of this.
v What would be your first sentence of your own bestselling novel?

^ You can't trick me into giving up the goods! Well, not the exact words...
< Introduce the reader into the middle of a tense situation with with as much detail in the first sentence as possible. Details include an exotic location, technology or magic in-use including an object (vehicle, ammo, shrapnel, etc) moving very fast, and at least 2 characters who are either bickering allies or enemies in a standoff.
v We have free reign to colonize whatever solar system we like, what kind of star would you prefer?

^ Emmanuelle Chriqui
< just we two
v what now?

^ With so little a gene-pool, you've doomed your descendants to deformities, retardation, and sterility. Zeno-archaeologists look upon their grotesque bones with pity.
< Say, that reminds me of a forum game that I don't see around here...
v Well I guess you could just do things my way and refuse to ever become a parent, but it sounds like you would be risking it.

^ There are many people who think they were great parents... Oh my lord, the children they have.
You do not need a limited gene-pool to doom your descentants, it seems.
Maybe your children could save those poor souls?
< My guess is that Hooyaah would burst in flames coming near his star. I'm not sure if that is because of her hotness or because of a spontaneous combustion out of excitement...
v To date a woman like that, being a star helps. Consider yourself a rockstar. What's the name of your band and what's the name of your nr.1 album.
Bonus question: What's the name of the cheesy, lame lovesong you write for her?

^ SEAL Team Four. Eighteen Shots, Eighteen Kills. My Sights Are Set On You.
< She loves me now. "The only easy day was yesterday."
v What special talent(s) do you have?

^ It took me 16 days to answer your question. Looks like my special talent is procrastinating.
< I've also been told that I'm a great cook. And a good kisser. LOL! :)
v My "non-talent" is anything home renovations related. What is your "non-talent"?