No Man's Sky? Somebody didn't get the memo I guess when GOG re-banded. I feel like GOG needs a banner message or something saying "Hey were not about old games anymore".

Tempest, but I'll admit No Man's Sky came to mind as soon as I saw the first line :)

Although I don't necessarily disagree with the sentiment, as a review it is really terrible.
Downwell perhaps?

It's more than five words; definitely qualify as a high quality review.

lol, the new game tempest, bizarre review.

Double sad. The guy/gal that did not get it that gog is officially not "good old games" anymore and that this has nothing to do with the game. Two wrongs does not make one right; it just makes sad.

I don't even feel like fingerpointing and laughting at that point. :/

To be fair, it does look C-tier. To also be fair, if I can see that for myself, it shouldn't go into a review.

I actually don't like either review.

We get it buddy, you don't like morale. It doesn't make the game terrible.

It's like a review for World of Warcraft:

"F- They nerfed my Night Goblin Poo Slinger! Now Hex of Magikliciousness only does DPS 3.45 and Burn -34% . Weaksauce!"

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Those user reviews tend to be either 1/10 or 10/10. Or, in GOG's case, either one or five stars. The "worst game ever" title is given to games for any of the following reasons: the game won't run or some other technical glitch that is easily resolved; the player doesn't like a single aspect of an otherwise huge and complex game (e.g. Morrowing 0/10 worst game ever because of lack of horse riding mechanics); the game has an unsatisfactory ending etc.

GOG should definitely herald to the 4 corners of the Earth that they're now "Good Original Games" (or other thing with "O").
Too many people (including the game industry itself) still label GOG as a sort of antiques shop or "used games" store :P

The Good is the part being disputed though...

I'd say it's a problem not exclusive to GOG, though. 90% of the recent videogaming creations are mostly crap. And a vast majority of the good 10% games are DRM-protected :(

True but most other stores didn't used to call themselves 'good... games' :)